My life is full of it. If I could remember all the stupid things my friends and I have said and done, my brain would probably explode. Here's some examples:
Me: "I can't believe you've never had a dog Amanda."
Amanda: "I don't care. My cat is like a dog. He puts his paws in the toilet and plays with the water."
Me: "It's still not the same."
Josh: "Yeah."
Amanda: "Whatever. My cat is like a toilet!" xd
And then there was today, when Brian addressed me...
Brian: *In his gruff ganster voice* "What're you doing?!"
Me: *walking by* "YOUR MOM! .....wait, no!"
Brian: "Oh God...that's so wrong..." xp
Just goes to show, no one is safe from idiocy.
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Madam Red: the only woman with the balls to do what we're too afraid to attempt.