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Flying Saucer Attacks Village
Are they weather balloons or secret military aircraft?

By Chuckwheat Hinieman

The little blue headed aliens abducted three of the farmer’s 207,031.698 cattle that he cares for on his farm. He expects to see them back on July 3, 1904. The cows’ names are Doodie, Pootie, and Pete. The farmer saw the saucer shoot a dark beam out of the bottom and it created a tornado, which lifted the cattle into the spacecraft. The farmer was never heard from again.
(not my real name) i made the Fayettevill observer cuz my math counts team made first in the regional competition. i just made the aliens up...