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Guys....To Girls

I just found something out today. That guys really don't understand women!
So I came up with a couple of things that might help out:

1. If you get a girl upset it is best to appologize because If you don't we could be mad for a long time.

2. Don't call a girl a ho. That's a gardening tool not a girl!

3. Don't call a girl a b***h. Unless she's got a tail and some dog ears she's just a female (not only that you might get killed)

4. If you like a girl become friends, it's the best way to build a strong bond.

5. understand that when she's trying to talk to you don't ignore her. We have feelings too you know.

6. NEVER IGNORE A GIRL. Never stop giving her love and affection (if you go out) but if your friends still don't just ignore her to hand out with the guys (yes i must stress that because that is the worst thing you could ever do)

7. As much as it seems wehate you we love you.

8. If we threaten to hang you by piano wire then cut you into little pieces and feed them to a shark then kill the shark to burn it then put the ashs into a bucket of alchol and then force it down our parents throat this Christmas it means that we wanna get in those pants mrgreen (JUST KIDDING YOU THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS?)

9. If a girls birthdate passes and she says that she didn't want anything she really does!

10. Treat her as you treat your mother (and if you don't have one how you would treat your mother)

11. AND FOR GODS SAKE MAN KEEP YOURSELF CLEAN!

Those are 11 things I tell guys all the time for advice it's the best thing that you could ever do. especially number 11.