1 )Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and standing them in stritegic locations.
2)Attempt to fit into very large gym bags
3)Hold indoor shopping cart races.
4)Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."
5)Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible
6)Take bets on the battle between the GI joes and the X-men!
7)Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
cool When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
9)Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
10)Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "I choose you pikachu!"
11)Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
12)Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm....I thought the customer was always right!"
13)Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make
14)Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
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