I understand that scissors can beat paper and I get how rock can beat scissors, but theres no ******** way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why arent sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody, a rock would tear that s**t up in two seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say Oh, s**t, Im sorry, I thought paper would protect you, a*****e."
From my good friend Monco
Ke-Kun Community Member 
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