"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!"
~James French - convicted murderer, sentenced to the electric chair, said this to reporters just before he ... well, fried.
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'd**k', and 'Colon'."
~Chris Rock
~James French - convicted murderer, sentenced to the electric chair, said this to reporters just before he ... well, fried.
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'd**k', and 'Colon'."
~Chris Rock
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I lol'd...but my sister was bugging me with her hw, so it didn't last...-.-