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This day was f*cking horrible if you ask me...

Today, around the morning, nothing really happened; I went to school and all, went to my classes untill it was lunchtime. Now lunchtime is supposed to be happy and nice and all right? Lol...not f*cking today I guess. Ok; in the cafeteria, me and my friends decided to go outside like we always do since we can. We go to the same place we always go to to hang out and all. Its looks like a giant wooden house with no roof and no doors and no rooms so call it a type-like fort if you wanna. And so we hang out, laugh at each other for what we did and stuff. then when the class bell rings and before we were going to leave, I said I was going to jump from the fort for some stupid reason lol and so I thought about it and said no, but I guess it turned into a dare and I did it. When I land probably about 20 feet later, I dont feel any pain but hear a rip... I thought it was one of my friends tearing paper for some reason, but we all know it wasnt that...hey, do you still remember that Spongebob Squarepants episode when he rips his pants? *cough*...yeah it happened to me.
For my friends who dont watch tv and etc., I just ripped my pants! blaugh
*you may laugh your a*s off here but you know it will happen to you soon....so watch where you you leap and know that gravity is a sun of a bi*ch...*

Well the actual damn good news out of that would be that I always wore long shirts, and that the tear wasnt all that big. Yes I did hear the laughter of my friends, but I laughed with them since I didnt mind much. But I worried a little if anyone else would see it but noone did the rest of the day thanks to long tees. Ok, after school I went to weight trainingand all then some of my friends who stay afterschool too chilled out in the front of the school waiting for our rides to come. Then out of nowhere while Im frigging talking, I see a blackish-brown shape thing with white surrounding it as a pool, I notice...after all this time I thought I wouldnt, I got bird crap on the edge of my left pinky finger. Oh man as soon as that happened, you shouldve seen how fast I looked up to see the bird who did it so I can throw a rock at them. But there was no bird; it slid off the f-ing tree I was under and I notice that the crap is still on me all cold feeling DX. And that gravity is still a son of a bitc*. For revenge, I vandalize and chip a whole lot of bark off the tree, then spit on it. Thats about it...now I'm gonna go wash my pinky again...