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Yeah. So today I wrote this story and it makes no sense. I'm putting it here anyways.

And then I was all like pirates don't like cheese now if it's blue cheese then it's a different story and then this pirate guy comes up and he's all like I'm Cappin Jack Sparrow and I eat cheese that isn't blue so you shouldn't be talking savvy and then the girl was all like OMG it's Cappin Jack Sparrow and he's played by Jonny Depp and she's going all yay and Sparrow's going all what the heck, mate and the sparrows are doing their little bird thing and then one of them poops on the girl and she screams and she's all like AHHHHH and Sparrow's all like ha ha you gots birdy poop on you and the sparrows start attacking the girl and she starts running but the sparrows are fast and soon she's all like EEEEEEEEEEEEEE and screaming and then she falls and one of the sparrows rips her throat out and she's all like twitchy twitch twitch and then she stops moving and then Cappin Jack Sparrow steals these two peoples candy and the one guy's all like dude whatchoo takin' mah skittles fo' foo and then Jack runs away and starts dating this lady named Elizibeth Swann but her boyfriend Will Turner gets all mad and then this squid guy comes up to them and he's all like DOOD GIMME THOSE SKITTLES and Jack's like no and he takes out this sword like ching and the Elizibeth girl accidently falls off a cliff and then she's drowning and the Will guy saves her and they fall in love again and Jack and the squid guy are fighting and then I turn to my friend and and go hey you wanna get some pizza and he's all like dude sweet and we go get pizza and it's cheese pizza and then the Jack Sparrow guy comes in and he's all like pizza yummy and he sits with us and takes some pizza and I go all like hey pirates do like cheese and Jack goes all well no duh all pirates like cheese and then this lady comes up and she sayd hey guys would you like to join a dating program and my friend's all like no I don't like dating cause I always wonder am I eating too much am I talking too much is she talking enough what if she's not interested what if I'm not interested but she's interested should I pretned like I'm interested even though I'm not really interested will she think I'm interested what if she knows I'm not interested and when am I supposed to kiss her and do I kiss her at the door or do I kiss her at the table or when she first gets there and what if she's a bad kisser and would I just hug her and do I use that hug where your butt sticks out cause you're afraid to get to close and what if she hates me or I hate her and he just goes on and on and on and on and on and the kady just leaves and then my friend shot her and she was all like ACK bleed and then some and then some guy with sharp fangscame up and started drinking all her blood and my friend's like ha ha sucks to be you lady and the other people just stare and we got kicked out and I'm all like now what and he's all like I dunno and I'm like let's drive to New York and he's all like we can't and I go why not and he's like I don't have a car and I'm like aww too bad let's go burn stuff and he's like okay and we go burn down the pizza place we got kicked out of and the people are all like OMG FIRE and we stand there and he laughs and I laugh since he's laughing and Jack's laughing too cause he helped us and then we're all going like LET'S NUKE DISNEY WORLD and we all go yes and so we do and Jack yelled something about funnel cakes and we go what and he's like funnel cakes and my friend goes all dude that's lame and I go pie and they go yeah pie is good so we all go get pie and then we're all sitting there and eating pie and I have blueberry and my friend has cherry and Jack Sparrow has crackers and he gives one to a parrot and the parrot's all like squack polly wanna rip your arm off and so the parrot goes to the next booth and rips this guys arm off and we're all like ha ha sucks to be you and then we got kicked out of that place too and my friend's all like well this bites and Sparrow's all like agreed savvy and I'm like dude there's that guy in that game and my friend's all like OMG that's solid snake and then my friend grabs a knife and slits solid snake's throat and he's all like ha ha sucks to be you and then a police guy came up and he's all like mister you killed that dude so now you're under arrest and my friend's all like but that guy killed people before so I'm helping and the police dude's like og okay and puts that dead solid snake in jail and we're all like score and we go to the store and I'm all like hey look they have pudding for sal and we're all like cool ans we go to the pudding aisle and we're all like should we get vanilla or chocolate or mint or butterscotch or tapioca or rice or tape or potato and there's too many so we grab them all and then we pay and the guys goes if you buy this 500 dollar useless thing I'll give you a free biscuit and my friend's all like screw you and he shoots the guy and we get kicked out of that place and this guys goes dude peace on earth and good will towards men ladys kids and animals and my friend says dude shut up and he shoots the guy and the guy's all like gurgle splotch and he fell over and was was all like dude I'm dead let there be peace and then my friend shoots his ghost and his ghost is all like BLARGH and then we're all like yay and then Zexion came by and he's all like what in the world are you guys doing and we're all like hi Zexion we're killing peple and then he leaves and we go all cheer and then we go to Mcdonalds and the cashier is all like hi can I help you and my friend is all like yeah gimme an Icee andthe cashier is all like we don't have Icees and my friend is all like BANG and then he shot the cashier and the manager guy comes out and he's all like who are you people and Jack's like I'm Cappin Jack Sparrow savvy and the manager is like dude your famous go ahead and continue and so we shoot more people and then the police come by and they're all like you people can't do that and we're like yes we can because we've got Cappin Jack Sparrow with us and they're all like okay then.

The scary part is, that's all one sentence.