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1. Lawnmowers give me nightmares about the bahamas. cry
2. BREAKDANCE TO ELAVATOR MUSIC!! stare (I'm waiting...)
3. Your bathroom walpaper makes me cringe. xp
4. I take that back. I have three, but one's broken, so it only counts as two...So technically I have 2.5!! What were we talking about again? confused
5. Nuthin' like a little gravy on yer' ceilin' sweatdrop (u can ask me about this incident)
6. Blu garbage cans make me nauceous. gonk
7. Ants are not evil...They're misunderstood... ninja
8. Porn-Loving monkeys will one day rule the world! eek
9. GO BYTE A RAT!! pirate
10. Go burn in a river of hot popcorn kernals! twisted
11. Go rape yourself!!...just kidding, please don't..That would be extremly disturbing... stare
12. The highlight of my day was creating nuclear weapons in my small intestines...What was yours? blaugh
13. Mommy stole my towel!! cry
14. FEAR ME!! I have explodable onions. YAY! cool
15. DID U JUST THROW WANNA-BE MEAT AT ME?!!!!!! scream
16. It's only dark at night until u turn on the lights...screw Thomas Edison... mad
17. My Brother did a centapede! surprised