House: HufflepuffBf: Ronald WeasleyBff: Some people. Pretty much everyone except Lavender and ignorant students.What The People From Hogwarts Think Of You:Harry: "I think her and Ron make a good couple. Don't tell, but she was a MUCH better girlfriend than Hermione could ever be."Ron: "Oh, I love hearing her name! ____, ____,____! Merlin I love her, and she doesn't care that I come from a lower class family!"Hermione: "I-I think she's a lovely g-girl with good q-qualities...BUT SHE HAS RON!" (*She runs off, knocking some equipment down while bawling her eyes out*.)Draco: "Oh my God! You mean that little Weasel has a girlfriend?! Pft...it's about time. Pathetic loser." (May I note that at this point, Miss. Ginny Weasley has stuck a dungbomb in his pants.)Ginny: "That girl is awesome! I'm planning the wedding with Fred and George already. I can't wait until she's my sister!" Oliver Wood: "Who? I'm not really sure who you're talking about."Fred and George: "We really, really wanted to date her. George had a brilliant chance, but she was in love with Ron...we'll try to be happy nonetheless. *sigh*."Cho Chang: "Oh, I remember seeing her hanging out with Harry...she's dating that guy named Ron, right?" Cedric Diggory: "I hire the Creevey boys to take pictures of her when she's asleep. I pay them extra to take pictures of her changing...they're for educational purposes, of course."Seamus Finnigan: "Nice bum that one has. You're talking about _____, right? Well, I made out with her once before she began dating Ron. He punched my lights out when I tried to again."Dean Thomas: "Erm, this gun that is in my pocket is for protectional purposes. It has nothing to do with me shooting Ron to get his girlfriend all to myself." (*Narrows eyebrows evilly*) "Nothing at all..." Neville Longbottom: "She's a cool friend. She helped me find Trevor, and I think she is one of the most just people I know." Lavender Brown: "OMFG!!! HER! THIS WHOLE DAMN INTERVIEW IS ABOUT HER!!! Do you know what that b**** has done to me? She's ruined my chances with Ron...He should be with me. I'm the mother of his unborn child, for Merlin's sake!" (*Grabs watermelon and stuffs under robes making it look like a pregnant stomach*.) "See!"Luna Lovegood: "She doesn't talk to me much. She thinks I'm a nut. Oh, guess what's new? The Quibbler..." (I, the quizmaker, have stopped listening to her rambling on and on about her father's crackpot theories that bees cannot think.)Pansy Parkinson: "I can't believe she is dating such filth! Don't get me wrong, she has class, taste and astounding fashion sense, but she totally lost it when she went for a Weasley!" Crabbe and Goyle: "We came here for the free cookies! Where are they?" (I point to the nearest table filled with food whilst hitting my head on the microphone.)TeachersProfessor Dumbledore: "She is very brave. Mr. Weasley and her are very much in love. She is a very good match for Harry, though. I have no idea why they won't just get together and defeat Lord Voldemort."McGonagall: "I remember her and Mr. Weasley snogging in the halls. Are they dating? That's fabulous! It's time that that boy has gotten himself a girlfriend...did I say that out loud?"Snape: "Pathetic. Stupid girl. If she had only been put in Slytherin...Then I wouldn't have to deal with waffles in my underwear.Professor Flitwick: "Who? I think she's the one running around with Mr. and Mr. Weasley. I don't have much to say about her, except...I HAVE DESPISED AND LOATHED HER EVER SINCE SHE HUNG ME ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE AND SAID I WAS THE PERFECT ANGEL!!!"Professor Sprout: "She does have a knack for Herbology, I must say. She treats plants and animals with great respect."Hagrid: "Oh, she's a sweetheart. She takes care o' good ol' Witherwings."OtherVoldemort: "I'm not sure who you're talking about...SHE'S DATING A WEASLEY?!" (*drops fork that was once stabbing into pancakes.*) "That isn't a funny joke. A disgusting little muggle and mud-blood lover sh-."The transmission ends here due to fights broken out over blood lines, and someone ending up with another lightning scar on their forehead.
