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"You look like an angel, and I'm just droppin' by to say "HALO!" "
~ heart I Like This one.

"Roses are red, carnations can be pink. On this day of Valentine, I love you... I think. "
~This one is kinda funny.

""Stalker" is such a strong word... "

"If you were booger, I'd pick you first"

"A Restraining Order!!! How romantic"

"I've found the missing piece to my jigsaw. "

"You can call me "Grunny," 'cause I'm gonna latch onto your face! "

"It's not you, it's me. Well, it's kind of both of us... but mostly you. "

" emo "

"A/S/L? "

"I tried to trade you a kiss... but you cancelled! "

"Why must you build a Wall of Text between us? "

"You're going to need an angelic fishing rod to reel ME in!"

"Perma'd!"

"Are you a scammer? 'Cause you just stole my heart! "

" You are #1 on my wishlist"

"Huh - I must be on their ignore list.. "

"Your pepper spray has an exquisite aftertaste! "

"Ours is a love that dare not post its name. "

"What have I ever done to you, that you would treat me so disrespectfully? "

"I'm reporting you for trolling my heart! "

"This is so much better than hugging a pillow"

"You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu! "

Are you a UFO, cause you just abducted my heart!
~Worst Line~