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random story i made up...

one day, squoogly was walking by the beach, and guess what? he saw... A FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( v 'o' v )

and then he was like, OMG!!!! ITS A FISH!!!!!!!

and then the fish was like, OMG!!! ITS A THING!!!!!!

and then squoogly went into the water and then the fish was like, AHHH!!!! HES COMING!!!!!!

so then squoogly went up to the fish and like, bit its head off!!!! and then he was like, WHOA!!! I JUST ATE THE FISH!!!!!!!

and then the fish was all, *silence*

and then squoogly got angry at the fish so he ate the rest of the fish and was like, WHOA!!! I JUST ATE THE FISH AGAIN!!!!! WHOA!!!!!!!!!

and then the fish was all like, *silence*

so squoogly went up to other fish and ate them but then he went up to another bigger fish with big muscles and tattoos, and squoogly was all like, OMG!!! ITS A BIG FISH!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

and then the big fish was like, I WILL EAT YOU!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -

but then squoogly ate it first and he was all like, WHOA!!! I JUST ATE THE FISH!!!!!!!

and then squoogly saw a big bump in the water and he was like, OMG!!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!

so he went up to the bump and the bump lifted up!!! and then squoogly was like, OMG!!!!! THE BUMP ISNT A BUMP, ITS PART OF A BUMP THATS THE BUMP OF SOMETHING THAT HAS A BUMP!!! WHOA!!!!!

so he was all like, OMG! WHO ARE YOU?!?

and then the bump that wasnt a bump but part of a bump that was the bump of something that had a bump was like, I AM A BUMP THAT ISNT A BUMP BUT PART OF A BUMP THATS THE BUMP OF SOMETHING THAT HAS A BUMP!!!!!!!!!

and then squoogly was all like, WHOA!!!!!!

then the bump that wasnt a bump but part of a bump that was the bump of something that had a bump was like, *stare*

so then squoogly got angry at the bump that wasnt a bump but part of a bump that was the bump of something that had a bump, and ate its bump off!!!!

and then the bump that wasnt a bump but part of a bump that was the bump of something that had a bump that was now eaten, was all, AHH!!!! OMG!!!! YOU ATE MY BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and then squoogly looked at the bump that wasnt a bump but part of a bump that was the bump of something that had a bump that was now eaten, and said, ...

so then squoogly swam away but then he bumped into a swimming cow!!!! and he was like, WHOA!!!! A SWIMMING COW!!!!!

and then the cow was all, WHOA!!!! ITS A SWIMMING THING!!!!!

and then the cow swam to antartica where he froze and floated back to squoogly who was all like, WHOA!!!! A SWIMMING COW!!!!!

and then the cow was all, WHOA!!!! ITS A SWIMMING THING!!!!!

and then the cow swam to antartica where he froze and floated back to squoogly who was all like, WHOA!!!! A SWIMMING COW!!!!!

and then the cow was all, WHOA!!!! ITS A SWIMMING THING!!!!!

and then the cow swam to antartica where he froze and floated back to squoogly who was all like, WHOA!!!! A SWIMMING COW!!!!!

and then the cow was all, WHOA!!!! ITS A SWIMMING THING!!!!!

and then the cow swam to antartica where he froze and floated back to squoogly who was all like, WHOA!!!! A SWIMMING COW!!!!!

and then the cow was all, WHOA!!!! ITS A SWIMMING THING!!!!!

and then the cow swam to antartica where he froze and floated back to squoogly who was all like, WHOA!!!! A SWIMMING COW!!!!!

and then the cow was all, WHOA!!!! ITS A SWIMMING THING!!!!!

and then the cow swam to antartica where he froze and didnt float back to squoogly...

so squoogly got lonely and swam back home.

the end! heh...