Ok, here's a random fanfic that I felt like posting, it's on the Akatsuki from Naruto.
In order to avoid getting sued, I DID NOT WRITE THIS. ok, now that that's cleared up, on with the fic!
Akatsuki hunt
By: Klutzilla01
Klutz: I still don’t own Naruto.
Naru: And you never will.
Sasu: duh.
Saku: Are we in this?
Klutz: Not in this version!
Kiba: Aw man.
Shino: Yes.
Hina: Yay! Not another story revolving around me!
Kure: Whatever.
Kaka: You forgot to put me in!
Klutz + Kure: Who cares?
Izzy: I CAN’T GET SUED!!!
Klutz: Shush!
Izzy: fine.
ENJOY!!!
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Akatsuki Hunt 01
Klutz: Welcome everybody to the show….AKATSUKI HUNT!!
Crowd: -Cheers!-
Klutz: And my assistant … -points to older sibling- is here to help!
Izzy: Hi, I’m TheWindAlchemist and I’m here to help my younger sibling here, Klutz.
Klutz: You might know her since she is a fellow writer who specializes in parody or comedy!!
Izzy: whatever.
Klutz: Okay…. On with the show!!!
Klutz: okay! Are first contestant is…..-pulls out hat- hmm…. Aha!
Izzy: better not be Deidera…
Klutz: Deidera!!!
Izzy:-Whacks forehead.-
Klutz: -Pulls out scissors- hee hee hee….
Klutz: OH DEIDERA!!! WHERE ARE YOU!? DEIDERA!???
Dei: -COMES OUT OF ART ROOM- “Yeah?”
Klutz: -Pulls out Scissors and laughs evilly-
Dei: O-O.
SNIP! SNIP! SNIP!
Izzy: NNNOOOOOOOO!!! – Jumps on Deidera-
Dei: -Dies-
Klutz: I WAS JUST CUTTING UP CONSTRUCTION PAPER!!! WHY’D YOU HAVE TO KILL DEIDERA!?!?!?!?!?
Izzy: NNNOOOOOOOO!!! I KILLED DEIDERA!!!! NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Klutz: YOU SUCK WINDY!!
Izzy: Windy!? Oh now I’m Windy!?
Klutz: Yeah! You are!
Klutz + Izzy: Growls.
Akatsuki hunt 02
Klutz: Now we are back on…. AKATSUKI HUNT!!!
Crowd: -cheers-
Izzy: -sniffles- I…Killed…Deidera!
Klutz: -ignores Izzy and pulls out same hat! - Next is…ZETSU!?
Izzy: ZETSU!?
Klutz: -shrugs- oh well! –Pulls out plant clippers-
Klutz: ohhhhhh Zetsu? Where are you!? Zetsu? Zetsu!?
Klutz: …
Klutz: ZETSU!!! GET YOUR GREEN BUTT OVER HEAR!!
THUD!! BAM!! WHAM! SLIP! FALL! POW!
Everyone:-sweat drops-
Zet: -comes out with bruises- “Yes?”
Klutz: -holds plant clippers-
Zet: O-O
Klutz: -laughs evilly-
CLIPPITY! CLIPPITY! CLIP!
Izzy: NNNOOOOOOOO!!! –Jumps on Zetsu-
Zet: -Dies-
Klutz: I WAS JUST CLIPPING HIS PLANTS IZZY!!!
Izzy: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!! I KILLED ZETSU!!! –Cries-
Klutz: CUT!!! I’LL BE IN MY TRAILOR!!!
Izzy: -Cries over dead bodies of Deidera and Zetsu.-
Akatsuki hunt 03
Klutz: we are back on….AKATSUKI HUNT!!
Crowd: -Cheers-
Izzy: TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!
Klutz: eh?
Izzy: take me to your leader!!
Klutz: -pulls out hat- Anyway, let’s see who the hunt is on for!!
Izzy: TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!
Klutz: Shut-up!! It’s Itachi!!
Klutz: -pulls out Sasuke plushie- Ohhhhh Itachi!!!???
Izzy: TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!!!
Klutz: (shut-up!) Come out come out wherever you are, Itachi!!!???
Ita: -Comes out of forest- “What do you want?”
Klutz: -Pulls out Sasuke plushie and does strange jutsu on it.-
Ita: O-O.
Izzy: -Jumps on Itachi- TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!!
Klutz: IZZY!! YOU JUST KILLED ITACHI!!! WHAT THE HECK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!? ALL I WAS DOING WAS RETURNING ITACHI’S SASUKE PLUSHIE WHILE CLEANING IT!!!
Izzy: I killed Itachi!!! Take me to your leader.
Klutz: I don’t have one Izzy.
Izzy: Not you!! The Akatsuki leader!!!
Klutz: You mean Yodaime?
Izzy: Yes!! Take me to Yodaime!!! Now!!!
Klutz: no.
Izzy: why not!!!???
Klutz: now?
Izzy: YESS!!!
Klutz: …no…
Izzy: O-O
Akatsuki Hunt special
Klutz: Welcome back folks to…AKATSUKI HUNT!!
Crowd: -Cheers-
Klutz: But today is a very special Akatsuki Hunt!
Crowd?
Klutz: It is… THE AKATSUKI HUNT SPECIAL!!
Crowd: -Cheers harder-
Klutz: Today; I get to personally pick the contestant who is….
Izzy: -jumps on contestant- TAKE ME TO THE AKATSUKI LEADER!!!
Everybody: O-O
Contestant: -Dies-
Klutz: I-Izzy?
Izzy: What?
Klutz: Do you know who you just killed?
Izzy: -shakes head-
Klutz: …YOU JUST KILLED YODAIME!!!
Izzy: O-O
Klutz: now Sasori is going to kill you!!!
Izzy: NO DON’T SUE ME OR KILL ME!!!
Sas: WTF!!!??? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!?
Izzy: NNOOO!!! –Jumps on Sasori-
Sas:-dies-
Klutz: IZZY!! STOP KILLING PEOPLE!!!
Izzy: I’m sorry!!!
Klutz: Oh! Hi Tobi!
Tob: What happened here? Who killed Leader-sama and Sasori-sempai?
Klutz: -Points at Izzy-
Izzy: Don’t sue! –Jumps on Tobi-
Tob: -Dies-
Klutz: STOP THAT!! TOBI WASN’T EVEN GOING TO TELL!!!
Izzy: NOOOOO!!!!
Klutz: Hey! Here comes Kisame, Hidan, and Kakuzu! Stay still.
Kisa: Hi everyone!
Izzy: -Glomps Kisame- KISAME!!!
Kisa: -Dies-
Izzy: NNOOO!!!
Klutz: THAT’S IT!!! SHOWS OVER!!!!
Izzy: -Cries-
Hid:-Walks away-
Kaku: -Runs away-
With the dead people.
Ita: -flies down-
Sas: -flies down-
Dei:-flies down
Kisa: -flies up-
Yoda: -flies up-
Tob: -flies up-
Zet: -flies up-
Klutz: Till next time folks!! Buh-bye!!!
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just the rantings of an overly obbsesed fangirl.
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