Funny Quotes From Books and Various Stuff
"If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?"
"I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
"I went to San Francisco and found somebody's heart."
Inside Jokes. Woot!
"I..want...all...your...organs..."
"How am I supposed to get good grades when I get bad grades?"
"Ow! Ow! Red jellybean! Ow! Ow!"
"Leave it on the field! Just...not your shoes!"
"We could have, like, a dance choir! You beat on the wall, you beat on the barre, and you sing!"
"What can I do?"
"You can play triangle. That requires no skill whatsoever."
"Hey! You! Dumbers! Get over here."
"Don't you mean DRUMMERS?"
"No. I meant dumbers."
"That looked like a very uncomfortable place to be hit with a tennis ball. Are you okay?"
"You said to pick you up at 3:10! It's 3:45! 3:10 is NOT 3:45!! ...and remind me again why you were behind the ticket booth?"
"I want you to have bonding time with your section. You know, see a movie, or have a sleepover... WAIT. NO sleepovers."
*singing* "We all live in a yellow submarine...yellow submarine...yellow submarine..."
"What are you doing?! The words aren't playing! ......Oh. It's split earphones."
"I shall now cut off your arm!"
"My hand?"
"Hand...arm...whatever."
"Es-tu mon pere?"
"Oui. Luke, je suis ton pere!"
 myheartbeats2hgb · Tue Feb 27, 2007 @ 11:33pm · 1 Comments |
