When a guy calls you,
it's because he knows he won't get any action the next day.
When a guy is quiet,
he wants you to think he's listening. so he can get some action.
When a guy is not arguing,
He's letting you think you're right so you shut your mouth for 5 minutes.
When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes, he wants you to shut up.
When a guy stares at you,
you have something on your face or in your hair and doesn't wanna tell you.
When your laying your head on a guy's chest,
it makes him horny.
When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he's p***y whipped.
When a guy tells you he loves you,
he wants sex.
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's telling you what you want to hear.
When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he means he misses getting action.
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