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cleaning and cellphones
Ok so im lazy...SUE ME! So all my cloths was on my floor and my mom told me to clean so i stuffed them in my closet so i wont have to deal with it (we've all done it). So then i say DONE! and goes onto my computer but my mom says that i couldnt have done it that quick. She goes into my room and opens my closet door and tells me. YOUR CLOSETS NOT CLEAN! So she tells me too clean it (what an annoyence) so i had to get up and fold my cloths. NO ONE LOOKS INTO MY CLOSET! but noooooooooooo she has to make sure that i dont have fun...mothers rolleyes . Now for the cell phones, it my shock you and leave you stunned for the rest of your life but...i dont have a cell phone! dun dun dun...yes yes i know what your saying, why doesnt a great girl like me have a cell phone? well my mom is just this BIG BUTT! So i was at church getting bored to death cause we came early. Normally we take my friend Audrey to church but that whole set your clocks back thing made her sleep in till 10. So i was sitting there and my mom was asking me about Audrey and blah blah blah. i told her "Hey i think ill call her!" So i made my hand into a phone shape and started saying, "Hey girl! did i wake you up? Oh yeah i saw that on tv too...hey listen we're at church right know...oh what its my OTHER line" So i swithched fingers and started talking again, "Yo whats up? Oh you called my house? well its a good thing i have a CELL PHONE or you would have missed me...yeah im going home at 12 so just wait till then..bye." My mom laughed like a hyena and then i asked her "so can i have a cell phone know?" she told me "oh thats what you want? i thought you wanted acting class!" she is a butt....so there i told you the devistating story of me and no cell phone...now your shocked for life...im so sorry
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