Although i had just previously posted this into some lost topic...... i amused myself when i wrote it............. so i decided i would like to keep it forever so here it is....
Accents........................ i go through several steps to illiminate wether a guy turns me on or not....... although accents are my big turn on....
1- long black straight hair........ yes? or no? if yes procede to the next step
2- brilliant eyes............. either green or blue....... nothing else...
3- black clothes........ if you were light colors get away it burns my eyes
4- same interests.........
-4a- star wars.............. if you don't like star wars just don't talk to me
-4b- final destination.............. if a man hasn't seen it, watching that movie makes a great date...... and if they don't like it.......... i enjoy arguing about it anyways........ or they are suggested to enjoy Devon Sawa movies in general at the least.....
-4c- in order to move into the ranking of an obsession or future afair the man MUST be a fan of DARREN HAYES......... no man.. i repeat NO man has ever gotten to that level.....
5- If a man has passed all previous steps then they automatically qualify as turning me on........... if they only have requirement 4c.... they still may move on and skip step 6. But if a man only meets a few of the standards then they qualify to me as boyfriend material....... again no man has ever even gotten to that level..
6- Biggest turn on ever is they must have an accent.......... either AUSTRALIAN which is my big one, english, or scottish......... if they do not have any of those then they must be Canadian...........
(step six does not have to aply to those who passed step 4c)
If any man meets the qualifications listed then they deffinately fit under the ranking of either future afair...... or one of my future husbands...... NOT ONE MAN HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO LIVE UP TO ANY OF IT!!!!
mwahahaahaha 'tis my challenge!!!!!!!!
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