Okay so. I just found out that my former boyfriend of last year was cheating on me. For two months.
He TOLD me this today in biology. I was so unbelivably tempted to punch him in the face.
But of course I didn't.
I have a song. That is completely perfect.
I <3 Carrie Underwood for writing this.
"Right now he’s probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she’s probably getting frisky...
right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can’t shoot whiskey...
Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don’t know...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
Right now, she’s probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karoke..
Right now, she’s probably saying I’m drunk
and he’s a thinking that he’s gonna get lucky,
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom cologne...
And he don’t know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won’t be on me!
Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats... "
Revenge songs are the bomb.
 myheartbeats2hgb · Sat Mar 24, 2007 @ 04:21am · 2 Comments |
