Humanity pisses me off. Granted I'm always in a pissy mood, but humanity SUPER PISSES ME OFF, well of late. When I say of late, what I actually mean is "around the last nine or ten years, since I've become socially aware of the stupidness around me." And there is a LOT of stupidness around me. So, I'm sick of all the stupid, because it's conatgious, and I think I'm the last human on earth with immunities. Anyways, my grand idea: Step 1: Get random retarted to buy me a pink bunny suit, black gloves, and rubber gloves as well as medical masks and scrubs. Step 2: Buy a bunch of different colored hand held tazors Step 3: Put Bunny Suit on Step 4: Tazor the s**t out of random stupid people on the street (repeat steps 3 and 4 till caught or satisfited) If not caught and satisfied: Step 5 biggrin ispose of the clothing articles in random parts of the city making sure to wash it clean of all DNA. Step 6: Be happy If caught: Step 5: Tazor self in face numourous times Step 6: Plead insanity Step 7: Enjoy padded room.
See good plan, well thought out. I'd get my revenge on humanity, and if I'm caught, I won't have to deal with the stupid s**t heads everyday! Please don't steal my idea. mit Haß und dem Verabscheuen von meinem toten Herzen, [Mother.War.]
[Mother.War.] · Tue Mar 27, 2007 @ 09:12pm · 1 Comments |