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One day, Itachi Hana was walking down the street. Not excepting much out of anything, she crossed the street, and was hit by a car.
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"Michelle...," Stephanie said, as she looked at her younger sister. "I just got this GREATEST idea...and, it involves, Kimmy...Kimmy Gibbler."

"Sweet!" Michelle replied, with excitement. "YES! YES! YES!" Stephanie slapped Michelle, due to her screaming. Stephanie didn't want Danny to find out what they were planning, so, everything had to happen quietly.

"We're going to kill...Kimmy." Stephanie said, with a sly smile. "Today...when, she comes through the door."

"COOL!" Michelle exclaimed, as she took out a gun from underneath her bed. "The safety is off...soooo...it's easier to commit suicide!" Stephanie patted Michelle's head, and fed her a 'Michelle Snak' since she was being a good girl. Just like anyone would do, once they ate this snack...Michelle bounced off the ceilings, and leaped off the walls, finally landing back, on her feet. Stephanie called her a cute kid, under her breath.

"Let's go, Michelle," Stephanie said, while guiding Michelle downstairs. "She's arriving."

"AWESOME!" Michelle shouted, as he followed Stephanie. "Watch this!" Stephanie paused, as Michelle slide down the railings, which lead to the lower floor. All of sudden...a gun shot noise could have been heard throughout the house. Michelle accidentally, shot herself in the right eye! The bullet went in deeply, causing her to become blind. A puddle of blood was left everywhere, which soon dried upon the floor.

"Nice one, Michelle!" Stephanie complimented. They both started to laugh, at the pain Michelle was having.

"Wanna see me do it again?" Michelle asked, with much glee. Stephanie, snatched the gun from Michelle's hand, only to 'accidentally' pull the trigger, and shoot Michelle in her stomach.

"Are you okay?" Stephanie asked, while she knelt besides her sister. Blood was drenched over both of there clothes, as Stephanie gave Michelle a hug.

"I'm dying...DADDY!" Michelle called, as loud as she can. Danny came downstairs, only to see his wood panels, covered with blood.

"OH. MY. FLOOR." Danny said, not believing the mess on the floor. "There is...ARGH! I just took out the trash!" Danny picked up both Stephanie and Michelle by the collar, and he open the door, only to throw the two outside, which was considered child abuse. Stephanie was covered in bruises, and cuts, while Michelle was covered in blood and dirt.

"Hey Tanners!" Kimmy greeted, in her usual quirky manner. "I'm gonna kill joo!" She took out a gun, and aimed it towards Stephanie's forehead. Before, Kimmy could pull the trigger, Stephanie took out her gun in defense.

"Die!" Stephanie aimed it towards Kimmy's chest. She pulled the trigger, and the bullet went threw Kimmy's chest, causing her to bleed tremendously. Kimmy, fell to the ground, and started to breathe her last breath.

"I...am..." Kimmy said. Before she could finish, she died. Stephanie, gasped, and Michelle laughed out loud.

"Oh, my god." Stephanie said. She started to cry, as she looked at Kimmy. "I killed...her! AT LAST! PARTY!"

So, all the Tanners came out of the house, listening to party music, as confetti flew out from the heavens. Later, all the neighbors joined, dancing upon the dead Gibbler. Her parents devoured her Kimmy's body, and imploded. Blood splattered on the neighbors, and the cheered, with delight. The twins, Nicky and Alex, played DDR, and became the first twins that's under five, to suck at the game...BADLY.

"Alright!" Alex exclaimed, as he did the hip roll.

"Boooooooooooooooooogie." Nicky shouted, as slit his wrist, causing him to bleed to death...that was the end of Little Nicky.

"My wig came off!" Jesse exclaimed, as he took off his hair. "Oh--!" He just noticed that, that was his real hair. He passed out, and Comet barked happily, since he wasn't mentioned yet.

"Jesse!" Rebecca shouted, feeling vain about herself. "MY HAIR EXPLODED!"

"Yes!" Danny exclaimed. "I always hated your hair anyways!" Danny drank one-hundred shots of sake, and became drunk.

"Oh, gawd!" Rebecca said, as she ate Danny's body. Everyone cheered, as Rebecca swallowed his head. She died, too.

"This is the best party...EVER!" Michelle exclaimed, as she ate her own hand, with joy. "Oh, yeah..."

"F.M.A!" D.J. shouted. "WE'RE ALL F.M.A!"

"Alright!" Michelle exclaimed, as she slowly imploded.

Meanwhile...

"Al...I have this strangest feeling..someone is using my title..." Edward Elric said, as he sighed deeply. "In a fanfic." Alphonse Elric gasped, as he ACUTALLY read this fanfic, right now!


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Everyone in the cast, died. Including, Joey.