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<center>"Hi mister policeman could you please come to my house? I think someone broke in and tried to steal something." "Alright what is missing?" "Oh nothing is missing. I just need you to bring some finger printing stuff, I need to check something." "Alright we're on our way then." Cops pull up and you greet them in the front yard. They get out of their car and they bring the finger printing stuff into the house with them and start dusting for prints, then you ask if they could check one other thing before they leave after they sweep the hole house. They come up with your finger prints and foot prints around the house. So you drop your pants and ask them to dust your d**k for prints. They give you a strange look and fall over laughing. then you say your serious and drops your under wear. They give you another strange look cause your front door is still open when you do all this. You explain that you felt something strange in the middle of the night and it wasn't you doing anything. All you recall is being drunk and asleep not remembering if you took anyone home with you. The person that was in the house with you was touching you in the middle of the night and you wanna be sure no one touched your d**k. So the cops cooperate and dust your d**k for finger prints and sure enough they find your own prints under another persons prints. They look at you strangely and ask you what could have happened cause there is dry mucus all over you d**k as well. Come to find out the person was sucking your d**k while you slept and plays with it the rest of the way to make you c**. The cops go into your room and start dusting the bed for prints. They find at least 5 different sets of prints all over the place against the wall on the bed and on the floor. So you say: "I have no idea, but there should not have been anyone here with me, because I was here alone all day." The cops give another strange look and starts to sweep the house once again. You follow behind them after you close your front door and pull up your underwear and pants. They find one of the people that were there last night on the ceiling and the person is half insect. You say: "What the ********!! Who the hell is that? The peson is half fly, half human." She flies down as says: "You give a fine ********." So the fly person flies off, leaving. She lands in the front yard waiting to be questioned. So the cops continue to search the house and they find a half dog person. The dog dude says: "You have a tight a** and you taste nicely." The dog dude starts to walk out stopping to sniff your a** before he goes to the front yard. So the cops continue searching and they find a mermaid in the bathtub. So the mermaid says: "You give a fine ********. Oh, and I hope I bear your child." She climbs from the tub and makes her way to the front yard. So the cops continue their search of the house and finds a horse person. He says: "You have the finest mouth in all the land." He neighs then trots from the house and stops in the front yard standing with the fly lady, the dog man and the mermaid. So the cops continue their search and looks in the closet. They find a lady sitting there hiding. She says she did nothing to you but lightly stroked your d**k after all her pets had their way with you. So she makes her way out of the house and sits in the front yard with her pets. The cops do one more sweep of the house to see if anyone is left within your room or in other places. After they feel there is no one else in the house they go to the front yard and looks at the 5 that are there. I come up to your house and see all the people there and the cops. So I want to know what is going on. So I go into the front yard and ask you what the hell is going on and why all the people and cops were there. You explain you called the cops to come out and dust your house for prints and you just found out this lady let her pets have their way with you for no reason. So all the half breed people and their owner all admit having sex and raping you while you slept. Then one of the cops join the other people in the line to admit he enjoyed how great your d**k felt while he had you hump his a**. The last cop looks at his partner and gives a nasty look and climbed back into the cop car. He says. I am sorry for what happened to you and I hope you make a grand father so please never call the police station again for you have strange things happen to you. He drives off leaving everyone in the front yard. You look at me and I just burst out laughing as all my friends take off the costumes and say April Fools Day.

By: Stephanie Ann Millette
AKA: Stephy</center>