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The Adventures of Hubert

once upon a time there was a wide eyed freak his name was Hubert.
He was different than the other circles because he had wide eyes.....

Hubert desided to run away one day to leave the others. As he was walking along
a big brown giant jumped in front of him!!!! AHHH!!!yelled Hubert.
Mmmmmmmmmm you look like pie said the giant.......i should eat you!!!!

AWWWWWWW crud......said Hubert. I dont wanna die!!!! Oh fine, said the giant.
REALLY!!!!!, gasped Hubert. NO...., the giant said. The giant started to chase Hubert
but the giant was to fat and out of shape to keep up.

So the giant called his evil minions . They were faster than Hubert and caught up to him in no time!!!!But secretly Hubert was a ninja and chopped up the minions and served them on toast. . The giant was so amazed
that Hubert killed the minions that he decided to travel with Hubert.

So the giant and Hubert started walking and walking and walking until finally......
they had a picnic!!!!! The giant made a pie the size of a car(because he convineatly carried an oven in his pocket).Then they packed the pie away
(very difficultly) and headed off........again.


They arived at a lakethat had a current strong enough to move a cow and no bridge. So they started to think of a plan, when suddenly a bowling ball slammed
down onto the giants foot.OWWWEEE ZOWWWEEEE!!!!,screamed the giant.
They both looked over to see Guterball the pirate .he had his bowling ball
cannon ready to fire, straight at Hubert's head!!!!

Guterball lit the fuse and started laughing.Finally i'll have my first strike!!!!, he cried.
Run!!!!, yelled the giant. But it was to late....... the bowling ball was headed for
Hubert and he was as still as a deer in front of a car. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!, gasped
the giant. Hubert had a face full of bowling ball, and 7 teeth missing. YES.......
STEEEERIKE!!!!!!!!!!!, screamed Guterball.

Hubert was unconsious and Guterball was nowhere to be seen. The giant didn't know CPR either!!!!! What should i do?, said the giant. What should i do?
So he set up a camp by the river. But what he didn't know was that it was supposed to rain real hard that night.

So the giant fell asleep. It started to rain, first a little but it gradually got worse.
The river was about to overflow now and the giant was a heavy sleeper so he didn't hear a thing. But Hubert almost was half consious and could hear it getting
really close. So he yelled at the giant to wake up, but the giant had taken too many
tylonol pm's.

The giant wouldn't wake up!!!! No matter what Hubert did. So finally Hubert went
to his final resort.........................oompa music.
The giant woke right up at the sound of it. The river is flooding!!!!, yelled Hubert.
Oh crap, said the giant. I forgot to watch the weather channel yesterday, just my
luck. The giant and Hubert started to run but the water caught up, and so did piranas!!!!!

The piranas got closer and closer until finally they were in bitting range. The giant and Hubert tried to run faster but couldn't. Uh oh, said the giant. What?, asked
Hubert. I shouldn't of eaten so many beans before I left!!!!, the giant replied.
HERE IT COMES!!!!!!! And the giant let out a really really REALLY big fluffy*.
All of the piranas passed out, but the water didn't stop.
*fluffy= a more polite way of saying fart. mrgreen

Finally Hubert and the giant gave up running and flopped onto the ground. The water swallowed them up. Hey!!!!wait a second!!!!!, yelled Hubert. This isn't
water, it's cream soda!!!!!!!! 4laugh HEY YOU'R RIGHT!!!!!!, agreed the giant.
So Hubert and the giant filled up their cantenes and drank as much as they could.
At last the flood stopped and they ended up at.................................................
............................A WATER PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl (didn't expect that now did you)