"hello youve reached the [insert your last name] residence. Welcome to our voice-activated answering system. Please say your first name of the person youd like to speak with. [pause] im sorry, can you repeat that? [pause] did you say Brunhilda? [pause] no? there seems to be a great deal of background noise. please close all windows and turn off all radios and televsions. now tell me again the person you are trying to reach. [pause] Could you repeat that whil hopping on your left leg and clapping both hands over your head? [pause] ive got it now, but unfortunately youve exceeded the time limit. please try again later.
Whose phone is this
"hi! you dont' know me but i found a cell phone that belongs to someone you know. Your name is listed on their speed dial. i'll read off some of the other names on their contacts lis and perhaps you can tell me whose phone i have. Halle Berry, George Clooney and Johnny Depp. Theres also a number for someone called Brangelina. What an unusual name. You must know some strange people. Anyway, I'd like to return this phone right away, Please call me at....[hang up]
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