One day JeC said he was leader, Uber Link said not. Then a guy became him from an underground crap to tell the truth to the people. "JeC is the leader here is how."
One day guy man gave birth to the baby Mesus. Mesus told the people about Mod, the creator of crack/cocaine. Then the Spartans came and took Mesus for his rumors about Mod. "THIS IS CAKE TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
In a galaxy not too far away humping our galaxy, the aliens heard.
"We come in peace from Mexico, we are illegal immigrants George Bush."
Then George Bush was racist and said
"I'd like to thank my mom and dad whom I never knew, For putting all those illegal immigrants into labor!"
"I have the DNA George Bush!" aid George Lopez.
"Very nice, slave."
"Fool! I am a citizen!"
It turned out that George Bush's mom was a walrus. One day a walrus washed up on shore and was shot and dying. Then an elephant came and was abusing it, it sounded like"ugh ugh". The walrus died giving birth to George Bush. The first words George Bush said were "I'm hungry." So he ate everything in sight. His mom, his dad, D!ck Cheney. Now George Bush is half terminator, half vegas stripper, half walrus, half elephant.
Then JeC came. "I am leader now, George Bush!"
"I am afraid your time has come! I am leader now!" Uber Link said. He grabbed light saber and waved it at JeC. JeC dodged and it hit George Bush.
"This is CAKE TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said the Spartans and Mesus.
Then George Bush came alive. No saber could get through that fat a**. George Bush became Terminator and turned into Supersaiyin Goku. "TACO TACO BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled and sent a poopball from his hands into the Sparta army.
"THIS IS WAR!!!!!!" JeC said.
"I see," said the Spartan guy. "Tonight, we dine in DENNY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So everyone threw their spears, stabbed their swords, shot their guns, and farted their farts, but every innoncent person died in the crowd. Fifty-thousand people. Dead.
"You can't destroy George Bush, I am terminator."
"I stole your wallet, IT'S PIZZA TIME!" JeC said.
One day guy man gave birth to the baby Mesus. Mesus told the people about Mod, the creator of crack/cocaine. Then the Spartans came and took Mesus for his rumors about Mod. "THIS IS CAKE TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
In a galaxy not too far away humping our galaxy, the aliens heard.
"We come in peace from Mexico, we are illegal immigrants George Bush."
Then George Bush was racist and said
"I'd like to thank my mom and dad whom I never knew, For putting all those illegal immigrants into labor!"
"I have the DNA George Bush!" aid George Lopez.
"Very nice, slave."
"Fool! I am a citizen!"
It turned out that George Bush's mom was a walrus. One day a walrus washed up on shore and was shot and dying. Then an elephant came and was abusing it, it sounded like"ugh ugh". The walrus died giving birth to George Bush. The first words George Bush said were "I'm hungry." So he ate everything in sight. His mom, his dad, D!ck Cheney. Now George Bush is half terminator, half vegas stripper, half walrus, half elephant.
Then JeC came. "I am leader now, George Bush!"
"I am afraid your time has come! I am leader now!" Uber Link said. He grabbed light saber and waved it at JeC. JeC dodged and it hit George Bush.
"This is CAKE TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said the Spartans and Mesus.
Then George Bush came alive. No saber could get through that fat a**. George Bush became Terminator and turned into Supersaiyin Goku. "TACO TACO BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled and sent a poopball from his hands into the Sparta army.
"THIS IS WAR!!!!!!" JeC said.
"I see," said the Spartan guy. "Tonight, we dine in DENNY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So everyone threw their spears, stabbed their swords, shot their guns, and farted their farts, but every innoncent person died in the crowd. Fifty-thousand people. Dead.
"You can't destroy George Bush, I am terminator."
"I stole your wallet, IT'S PIZZA TIME!" JeC said.
THE TEXAS BUSH FACE MASSACRE
JeC was running to a Pizza Hut in Texas then an EMO EMU came and said "Please let me fortell your crappy death. Ew, it looks like you die from falling off a plane and landing on a forbidden island, 4 8 15 16 23 42. Oh wait, that's someone else."
"You rapist!"
"Then come into my house."
Then George Bush appeared out of a toilet! His ugly face killed everything in sight.
"NO I'VE BEEN FOLLOWED!!!!!"
"AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA"said George Bush. Then a hand from the floor appeared and grabbed George Bush and ate him.
Zombies came up from the ground and started dancing. And singing "Cause this is THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!"
The EMO EMU is actually Michael Jackson.
He raped all the little boys, all the pregnant girls, Uber Link, Sparta, himself, and George Bush died in that same sex accident.
Then Michael Jackson kidnapped JeC and put him on a plane. THE FORTUNE COOKIE SAID yo momma will die in 7 days.
"OH MY GOD A SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!" Then snakes came out everywhere and bit everyone in the middle.
"WE GOT MUTHAF@$&ING SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAF@$&ING PLANE!!!!" said Samuel L. Jackson.
"Don't be stupid." said Ricky Martin.
Then a snake humped the Gas Tank and the plane exploded and everyone landed on a g@y forbidden island.
"yo momma will die in 7 days."
Then everyone spontaneously combusted and killed themselves.
After that day Mesus died remembering the time he had when he was in the bathroom.
"You rapist!"
"Then come into my house."
Then George Bush appeared out of a toilet! His ugly face killed everything in sight.
"NO I'VE BEEN FOLLOWED!!!!!"
"AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA"said George Bush. Then a hand from the floor appeared and grabbed George Bush and ate him.
Zombies came up from the ground and started dancing. And singing "Cause this is THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!"
The EMO EMU is actually Michael Jackson.
He raped all the little boys, all the pregnant girls, Uber Link, Sparta, himself, and George Bush died in that same sex accident.
Then Michael Jackson kidnapped JeC and put him on a plane. THE FORTUNE COOKIE SAID yo momma will die in 7 days.
"OH MY GOD A SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!" Then snakes came out everywhere and bit everyone in the middle.
"WE GOT MUTHAF@$&ING SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAF@$&ING PLANE!!!!" said Samuel L. Jackson.
"Don't be stupid." said Ricky Martin.
Then a snake humped the Gas Tank and the plane exploded and everyone landed on a g@y forbidden island.
"yo momma will die in 7 days."
Then everyone spontaneously combusted and killed themselves.
After that day Mesus died remembering the time he had when he was in the bathroom.
THE END
And George Bush, Al Gore, D!ck Cheney, and Kerry all lost their virginity that summer, together on that magical night. Then the well monster came and filled them all. As long as I live I'll never forget seeing them devoured. And the screams, oh the screams. After High School I never did return that blood valve, but I keep it with me to this day, in my heart, always.
