Questions that haunt .......
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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What disease did "cured" ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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2. yes, and knowing my luck it will be a black bin bag
3. pork disease
4. errrr no idea sweatdrop
5. they mean a baby on drugs.
6. lol, probably
7. cos a TV is to cramped to fit in.
8. they have to much money?
9. they are getting ready to film you naked eek
10. well i wear two panties at once so thats why i use the plural.
11. i like my toast like that emo
12. Jimmy is a secret n00b and in that song is a subliminal message saying "gold plz!"
13. wtf is a carpool? sounds like a place to wash cars... guess so after all corpses should be kept sweet smelling.
14. all coconuts can be used as phones, in fact some now have internet conection.
15. no idea... Goffy used to scare me sweatdrop
16. cos roadrunner is irratiting a NEEDS TO DIE! poor coyote
17. babys! duh
18. hmmm, moral morans....
19. how dare you besmirch twinkle twinkle little star by suggesting that! eek
20. i didn't hahah! xp
21. oww... thanks for reminding me about that
22. dogs are idiots, cats for the win cool in both cases a cat would scratch you to death showing a nondecsisive atitude.