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church 'so this is it tucker this is your little mostrosity, your little abomination of nature
'tucker 'oh what do i do
church 'why are you asking me
tucker 'i dont know how to be a dad, this isnt the way i planned it
church 'you planned this, tucker i had no idea
tucker 'no no i mean i always wanted to have that ideal father son relationship, you know were i see him for like 8 hours every other week and send checks to some woman i hate'
caboose 'its emotional conversations like this that make me miss my mom
church 'alright look lets leave these two alone let them do some bonding
tucker 'hey dont leave me here with him what am i supposed to say
caboose 'ask him if he likes baseball
church 'its an alien baby caboose
caboose 'ask him if he likes t-ball
church 'alien caboose, alien was the key word in that sentence
tucker 'seriously dont go, i dont even know were to start
church 'tucker hes part of an alein race thats only purpose seems to tell huge grandiose lies to people so they can suduce them and then impregnate them, so why dont you start with that, you know common ground.
tucker 'yea i think ill just stick with baseball
caboose 'tell him about how his dad got to third base with you
church 'CABOOSE!

wow that took forever to write

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