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VALENTINE ;D

Dear...
When I think of you, I get dogs in my kidney. Though it makes me feel happy, it's also exciting. Whenever we fart together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are peeing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously mad and bad with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a sing of the sadness? I hope we can keep laughing together for 13 years.

pie yours,
AOTW__x


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You and I are just two pie people trying to make it in this pie world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of pie in the past, and I know you've dabbled in pie, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our pie love. Without you, I'm nothing but a pie pie.



Yours pie,

AshesOfTheWake__x

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You know how the song goes: "fart men say only fart rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your fart embrace. Now I know how fart felt when the fart first parted to reveal fart silhouetted against a fart sky. It was fart at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, farting fart until you get here.