Rule #1 of the interwebs:
The internet is for porn, lonely shut-ins, and the rare, but existant cool people on certain sites.
Rule #2 of the interwebs:
Scripters are the faggots of the interwebs. Now, when I say 'f*****t', I don't mean 'gay'. I mean those pieces of s**t you just feel the urge to flog to death with a 3 week old slab of carcass.
Rule #3 of the interwebs:
If a person you do not know well brags about themselves in any way, shape, or form, whether it be in relationship, social, job-related, sex, etc., disregard it as it is utter s**t and a lie.
Rule #4 of the interwebs:
Cybering's ******** gross. The internet is literally about 98% pornorgraphy, and if one gets a stiffy from pixels rubbing on each other, then they are in violation of this rule. As such, the punishment is having an electrical drill jammed up the offender's a** for 3 days.
Rule #5 of the interwebs:
Take a ******** joke. If someone messes with you over th internet, don't get all bitchy because 'they were mean to you'. Get the ******** over it, chances are, they're just messing around with you, and you just don't have a sense of humor.
Rule #6 of the interwebs:
Newbs are new people, who simply don't know all the mechanics of a game or website. Noobs are ******** idiots, who, like scripters, require flogging until death for their ignorance, and could be anyone on a site, new or old. Learn the difference.
Rule #7 of the interwebs:
If you're a newbie, do NOT try to socialize with any veterans of the game or site. You can and WILL be struck down.
Rule #8 of the interwebs:
If you're on a site where users have a visual representation in a x-dimensional environment (much like Towns, or an MMO), there is still such thing as personal space. No one likes a strangers pixels 5 pixels from their own. Back the ******** up, make a bubble.
Rule #9 of the interwebs:
If you like a song, great, but don't randomly post it's lyrics unless requested. It's wonderful you have a taste in music, but no one else really gives a damn what you're listening to. Keep it to yourself.
Rule #10 of the interwebs:
Earn your own ******** worth. Whether this worth is an actual monetary system, such as Gaia gold, or an MMO's gold/money system, or a morality sort of thing amongst other people. No one likes a begging b***h. Why should people give you the same thing they've been working for when you show, at best, not NEARLY the same amount of effort as they have.
Alright, I'm done. I'll be posting these at 10 rule intervals whenever I get more.
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Read the title, nub. 'Nuff said.
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