The Story of the ninja and the pirate
Once upon a time, there was a small emo child. He was very sad and
didn't have very many friends. The other kids at school didn't think he was
very cool , because he always wore a lot of eyeliner, and he could often be
found in the back of the school, crying . One day, he met a very
friendly dramallama . They became best friends immediately.
The dramallama was very kind to the emo , and offered him lots
of cheese_whine . The emo always took the cheese_whine gratefully, and ate it
very fast. They both thought they were really cool . Then, one day,
the emo was shipped of to ninja academy. He was going to train to
become a ninja . The dramallama was very surprised to hear this, because
the emo was not a very twisted person. he was very kind, and had a
big heart . The emo and the dramallama did not see each other for a
very long time, and they both missed each other very much ( crying ).The
day of their reunion turned out to be qiute an eventful one. They both
were on the way arrow to their high school reunion! They were very
excited, and when they saw each other, they shared a very blaugh . As it
turned out, the dramallama had in fact attended a pirate academy, and
was now the emo ninja 's worst enemy! eek ! The ninja and
the pirate did not want to fight each other talk2hand , and instead
decided to eat more cheese_whine . In the end, however, they both got angry
because their wives were in fact cheating on them with each other, so, in
the end, they both killed each other burning_eyes . As their wives watched
the wahmbulance drive away, they both looked at each other, and had
a blaugh .
The End