My cuzin is almost 17 && live in vegas ((He's a dude lol))
Im 6 months younger && live in Baltimore
So we only talk via AIM
Im 6 months younger && live in Baltimore
So we only talk via AIM
Ashhole820 (11:13:52 PM): I never had a sex talk.
PrettyNothings83 (11:13:56 PM): lol
PrettyNothings83 (11:14:01 PM): awww you deprived kid
PrettyNothings83 (11:14:08 PM): OH!
Ashhole820 (11:14:10 PM): Poor little me
Ashhole820 (11:14:11 PM): what
PrettyNothings83 (11:14:15 PM): I'll give you a sex talk!
PrettyNothings83 (11:14:43 PM): Okay spency, when a girls got a big butt && boobs your wee wee gets hard
Ashhole820 (11:15:00 PM): omg.
PrettyNothings83 (11:15:07 PM): && you pic a hole, any hole, && she'll make it feel good
PrettyNothings83 (11:15:21 PM): then icecream pops out! WEEEE!
PrettyNothings83 (11:15:50 PM): But if you pick the hole that smells like the ocean, be sure to wrap your willy!
PrettyNothings83 (11:15:58 PM): wear a hefty trash bag!
Ashhole820 (11:16:10 PM): yeah, because I'm hung like a whale.
PrettyNothings83 (11:16:17 PM): lmfao
PrettyNothings83 (11:16:19 PM): yeah
PrettyNothings83 (11:17:10 PM): && if you DONT! your icecream will be eaten by her belly && a baby will grow
PrettyNothings83 (11:17:20 PM): && nobody wants a baby spencer running around!
PrettyNothings83 (11:18:18 PM): But Idk anything about the Birds && the bees because animal sex is ilegal
PrettyNothings83 (11:18:22 PM): so none of that!
Ashhole820 (11:18:28 PM): Stop
Ashhole820 (11:18:35 PM): My IQ is dropping because of this
PrettyNothings83 (11:18:38 PM): lol
Ashhole820 (11:18:40 PM): I feel stupider now.
PrettyNothings83 (11:18:45 PM): lol
PrettyNothings83 (11:18:54 PM): =P
Ashhole820 (11:20:16 PM): That didn't help me at all.
Ashhole820 (11:20:23 PM): In fact, I'm MORE confused about sex.
PrettyNothings83 (11:20:38 PM): Bahaaha.
PrettyNothings83 (11:35:28 PM): OH OH OH!
PrettyNothings83 (11:35:36 PM): I forgot the most important thing!
Ashhole820 (11:35:43 PM): oh geeze
PrettyNothings83 (11:36:06 PM): If the girl/hobo/guy/hoe isnt out by morning call the cops
Ashhole820 (11:36:21 PM): lmao!
Ashhole820 (11:36:26 PM): thanks cousin
PrettyNothings83 (11:36:30 PM): your welcome!
I'll never be who you want me to be.
I collect bugs/ink/flowers~ Help?
I collect bugs/ink/flowers~ Help?
