Really Awesome Things (RAT):
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jinxabell
Wow.
I tripped, hit my head, died, was reincarnated as a scientist in the future and built a time machine to come back and talk to you guys.
Aki, next year: don't get that mullet, man.
I tripped, hit my head, died, was reincarnated as a scientist in the future and built a time machine to come back and talk to you guys.
Aki, next year: don't get that mullet, man.
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sunkist372
Bah, at least you would be able to outrun the cool people when they tried to beat you up for not smoking.
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Lost_Broken_Angel
For some reason...
I just thought of bright red
n****e tassles.
You know, like the ones
that funky strippers wear.
And they go 'round and 'round
'till you're all like,
"Omfg!11one!11SQUIRT"
I just thought of bright red
n****e tassles.
You know, like the ones
that funky strippers wear.
And they go 'round and 'round
'till you're all like,
"Omfg!11one!11SQUIRT"
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Mythril Darkelven
If I do that, you'd be enslaved and crucified once you're no longer able to produce life sap. For most humans, it takes about four days of consistant milking with the Manual-Spigot Extraction Catheder. Your offspring are only good for work in the fields, anyhow; but at least they grow quickly.
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CliffordWLee
The worst part about you hitting my there was making my d**k rub up against my underwear. Do you have any idea how much my d**k was burning BEFORE you did that? Not cool.... not cool. stare
******** discharge..... everywhere. confused
******** discharge..... everywhere. confused
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(Ara Grey)
[.Chemical.+.Potatoes.]
I had a baby fueled jet-pack once.
It must have been fun. I had a baby-powered submarine once.
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[captian.sexy.pants]
I feel so out of place here.
I can't handle all these new people.
Oh, how I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner.
gonk
I can't handle all these new people.
Oh, how I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner.
gonk
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Misguided Terran
Sorry, got caught up in the whole thing, and some strange guys asked me why I wasn't wearing any pants, and I replied that it was pantsless time, and they didn't believe me, so I blasted them with my laservision which made them blind and deaf, and I ended up here to party... or that's what my brochure says...
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Something good happened to Aki.
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pirulaso
Your peach people declared independence
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Genesis_170
*Gets dizzy and gives birth* It's a.........MUFFIN!!!
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Joseph Severn
*Beeping Noises, Beat-boxing*
First Breakdancer:"Oh, hell, Jimmy! It's Servatron!"
Servatron:"Des.troy.all.sucka.em.cees."
Second Breakdancer:"I don't want to die!"
Servatron:"You.are.unable.to.touch.this.fool."
As to excess brain power, I feel you can never have too much.
For gaia purposes, I have three brains in jars attached to my computer, plus the one I still keep in my body.
First Breakdancer:"Oh, hell, Jimmy! It's Servatron!"
Servatron:"Des.troy.all.sucka.em.cees."
Second Breakdancer:"I don't want to die!"
Servatron:"You.are.unable.to.touch.this.fool."
As to excess brain power, I feel you can never have too much.
For gaia purposes, I have three brains in jars attached to my computer, plus the one I still keep in my body.
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pirulaso
I think I have read the word "wedgie" more times today than in the past three years....I am not saying you use it a lot, it's just that there are very few books about them
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Dr0wning_Swimm3r
Yo yo yo, what is up my homie G dog slice skillet biscuit??
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Misguided Terran
Excuse me while I get a baked good, that explosion would have literally blown my pants off... had I been wearing them...
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Darkaetus
-does the "I Have A Monkey in My Pants in the Underwear With Chainsaws and A Biscuit Get it the ******** Out Dance"-
pirulaso
Quite a spectacle....Truly the most under-rated of the safety dances.
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pirulaso
What?! You rape a baby and that's ho-hum.....I make a fish feel beautiful and now, I am the wierd one?
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Aki
My twin!
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tethy
*sighs* Guess I'll have to use my big, blunt object to knock you out. *Takes out vibrator from panties*
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[.Chemical.+.Potatoes.]
Since we are talking about vibrators anyway.
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Makiko_Midori
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icebloodfl
Akihira
icebloodfl
Ooo....Here... have my earwax collection.
Okay..
This'll do.
...
Why does it smell like cherries?
I was trying to be fancy but my dogs then tried to eat it like it was thrown up beer foam.
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BunniHunter
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Mistress Yami
*Peeks out of closet* My closet, I don't exist, therefore whatever you are blaming me for can not have possibly been done by me seeing as I don't exist, and what you see is an illusion because 32x-wr24 to the power of 2414 multiplied by C is Fish. In simpler terms: Fish did not slap your butt >.< Bob did it.
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Chibi-chan
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Ariwood
I saw the word underwear back there in ya'lls conversation. I'm currently wearing light pink underwear that says "SUCK" in big letters. I wrote it myself because I'm scary like that. domokun gonk heart
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PunkRockrPinkie
Akihira
I'm sorry!
I'm just so ******** risque.
I'm just so ******** risque.
wink "******** risque?" wink
INNUENDO NINTENDO!!! heart
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Joseph Severn
Supercancer Orgasmatron
Ha.Ha.Ha.
Perhaps.unit.|Akihira|.will.not.be.included.in.the.purge.of.the.organics.
/process.emphasis.delay./
But.it.is.best.to.be.thorough
/terminate.humor.process./
Ha.Ha.Ha.
Perhaps.unit.|Akihira|.will.not.be.included.in.the.purge.of.the.organics.
/process.emphasis.delay./
But.it.is.best.to.be.thorough
/terminate.humor.process./
Ha.Ha.Ha.
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Joseph Severn
pirulaso
BACK TO THE COUNCIL OF DOOM
*hops in the doomjet*
*flies off*
MEANWHILE
[********]
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PunkRockrPinkie
heart Ode to a naked Aki heart
by Pinkie
Aki Aki, Oh so wacky!
This rhyme I made is really tacky.
Once liberated, you took your chance,
And shed your shoes, t-shirt, and pants.
All we did was sit and watch,
As you showed us all your crotch.
Now we all can see your hiney,
Who'd of imagined it being so shiney?
You've polished it off so we can see,
You in a primal state, let loose and free.
You proudly show us your mangina,
But the glare it causes can be seen in China!
Now that I've seen your genitalia,
I see why we're still categorized in Animalia.
by Pinkie
Aki Aki, Oh so wacky!
This rhyme I made is really tacky.
Once liberated, you took your chance,
And shed your shoes, t-shirt, and pants.
All we did was sit and watch,
As you showed us all your crotch.
Now we all can see your hiney,
Who'd of imagined it being so shiney?
You've polished it off so we can see,
You in a primal state, let loose and free.
You proudly show us your mangina,
But the glare it causes can be seen in China!
Now that I've seen your genitalia,
I see why we're still categorized in Animalia.
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BM1
I'm an original laugh-item.
Sucks though.
I didn't know it was a black hole.
Next thing I knew, I was slapped by my girlfriend in the face I didn't have.
Kinda loses its luster to slap a man with no face.
So she stabbed me and threw me into the black hole.
I got out safe.
I looked for my face, but a small tribe of pixie space monkey-type beings said that it was already taken by a dragon.
I could have killed that dragon...
But what's the point if I can't make a cool-a** face when I do it?!
So I gave up, had a coke, watched a re-run of a show that I don't like, and went to bed.
Sucks though.
I didn't know it was a black hole.
Next thing I knew, I was slapped by my girlfriend in the face I didn't have.
Kinda loses its luster to slap a man with no face.
So she stabbed me and threw me into the black hole.
I got out safe.
I looked for my face, but a small tribe of pixie space monkey-type beings said that it was already taken by a dragon.
I could have killed that dragon...
But what's the point if I can't make a cool-a** face when I do it?!
So I gave up, had a coke, watched a re-run of a show that I don't like, and went to bed.
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pirulaso
Such sweet pudding, skull ******** a blind mole rat.
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Joseph Severn
The p***y Sugar Nightmare
Well, that's splendid. It's going quite well for me as well. How are you on this great day? biggrin
Not bad at all.
You sound like something I really want to make cookies out of.
Like, I'm in the kitchen.
And suddenly I'm like. Hm. I want to make cookies. So I get eggs, and flour, and such.
And then I'm like.
Joe in the Kitchen like a total Mr. Mom
Hey! I need to get some p***y Sugar for my special cookies.
Yeah.
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KeshoRyu
This is a story my sister wrote in English. The rules were simple: You must write for 1 whole minute.
Continuing down this path, I noticed that my shoe was untied. So, I reached over and tied it. But then, I was attacked by ninjas for violating some "no shoe-tying in this specific vicinity" code. I felt bad and said I was sorry, even though they had successfully removed my right ear and left nostril with their ninja skills.
Later on, I managed to count out $3,784 in pennies, but I realized that this was a stupid mistake. Especially since it was Thursday and rabid south-african treefrogs were crawling out of the bathroom floor and proceding downstairs to eat my 42 month old cottage cheese. I guess I should've remembered to turn off the stove because there was some sort of volcanic tribal dance ritual going on in there.
Maybe if I just remembered to feed my pet mosquito once in a while, things like this wouldn't happen.
Continuing down this path, I noticed that my shoe was untied. So, I reached over and tied it. But then, I was attacked by ninjas for violating some "no shoe-tying in this specific vicinity" code. I felt bad and said I was sorry, even though they had successfully removed my right ear and left nostril with their ninja skills.
Later on, I managed to count out $3,784 in pennies, but I realized that this was a stupid mistake. Especially since it was Thursday and rabid south-african treefrogs were crawling out of the bathroom floor and proceding downstairs to eat my 42 month old cottage cheese. I guess I should've remembered to turn off the stove because there was some sort of volcanic tribal dance ritual going on in there.
Maybe if I just remembered to feed my pet mosquito once in a while, things like this wouldn't happen.
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razeil100
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
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icebloodfl
Nice comic. It made my eyes burst into flames to read it. >.<
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pirulaso
Disemboweled fetus baby.... you're my only friend.
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TailsTheMadFox
Okay, everyone ready for this?
I made us all a creed for Critical Error.
Using...
Wait for it...
The Team Rocket slogan!
Hoo rah!
To protect the world from infestation!
From n00bz run rampant througout our nation!
With menstrual blood and winded rants,
Aborted kids and missing pants!
Critical Error, blast off at the speed of cable!
Giving substance to the Chatterbox as best we're able!
I made us all a creed for Critical Error.
Using...
Wait for it...
The Team Rocket slogan!
Hoo rah!
To protect the world from infestation!
From n00bz run rampant througout our nation!
With menstrual blood and winded rants,
Aborted kids and missing pants!
Critical Error, blast off at the speed of cable!
Giving substance to the Chatterbox as best we're able!
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pirulaso
You can't feel bad for shooting a zombie........So should you feel bad for giving it roofies and sleeping with it?
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marblefluss
Yo. Yo.
Here I go.
Fa sho.
CE is an awesome thread
But make a wrong move and you're dead
They'll eat your head and fill the sockets
With lint from Bumble's pockets
So I heard about Tails and Yami
They're gonna tie the knot
They're gonna have a wedding
With not a single n00b, hacker, or jesusbot.
I think I'll come there in my OMG Hat
Peanut-butter-jelly-with-a-baseball-bat!
But they almost got hitched
But then Tails got hacked
By a son-of-a-b***h
So CE helped him get his items back
A victim of a painful hack
We don't care about Santa vs. Jack
We just want Tails and his wedding
With Mafiosos and pipes full of crack!
Now he's t3h_National_Razor
Gonna shoot y'all with my Star Trek phaser
Not like some astrological stargazer
Like Dave Aizer
From Slime Time Live
He ain't got no jive
Gonna shove a potato in his mom's v****a so hard
With sour cream and chives
I love you guys
I love this thread
I wanna get this thread drunk
And take it to bed
When it wakes up it'll discover
That I gave it head
I'll get shot dead
In the head
Gonna go to Harvard med
So they can operate on me
Yo I can't rant
I'm gonna pant
Pass out and die
From all this talking
At least I'm still walking
And stalking y'all
SEACREST OUT, ********]
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CAMEL TOE.
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Here I go.
Fa sho.
CE is an awesome thread
But make a wrong move and you're dead
They'll eat your head and fill the sockets
With lint from Bumble's pockets
So I heard about Tails and Yami
They're gonna tie the knot
They're gonna have a wedding
With not a single n00b, hacker, or jesusbot.
I think I'll come there in my OMG Hat
Peanut-butter-jelly-with-a-baseball-bat!
But they almost got hitched
But then Tails got hacked
By a son-of-a-b***h
So CE helped him get his items back
A victim of a painful hack
We don't care about Santa vs. Jack
We just want Tails and his wedding
With Mafiosos and pipes full of crack!
Now he's t3h_National_Razor
Gonna shoot y'all with my Star Trek phaser
Not like some astrological stargazer
Like Dave Aizer
From Slime Time Live
He ain't got no jive
Gonna shove a potato in his mom's v****a so hard
With sour cream and chives
I love you guys
I love this thread
I wanna get this thread drunk
And take it to bed
When it wakes up it'll discover
That I gave it head
I'll get shot dead
In the head
Gonna go to Harvard med
So they can operate on me
Yo I can't rant
I'm gonna pant
Pass out and die
From all this talking
At least I'm still walking
And stalking y'all
SEACREST OUT, ********]
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marblefluss
And now...
marblefluss presents...
THE PERIOD AND TAMPON RAP
heart Dedicated to Aki heart
In the bathroom
Puttin' on my tampon
I gotta do it
Cuz I've got my menstrual cramp on
Yo yo
Lotsa blood
Seven feet and rising
It's a ********' flood
I think I'll drown
And get my 'gina wiped by a clown
From New Jersey.
Yo.
It comes once a month
And it comes hard
Oh ********! Oh s**t!
I stained my leotard!
I was at the zoo once
I bled on an elephant
I have my period so much
That I'm a periodic table of elements.
Bleed, bleed!
Squirt, squirt!
Wipe, wipe!
Hurt, hurt!
ONE MORE TIME!
Bleed, bleed!
Squirt, squirt!
Wipe, wipe!
Hurt, hurt!
You can't mess with me!
I'm the official Critical emcee!
Peace out, yo!
marblefluss presents...
THE PERIOD AND TAMPON RAP
heart Dedicated to Aki heart
In the bathroom
Puttin' on my tampon
I gotta do it
Cuz I've got my menstrual cramp on
Yo yo
Lotsa blood
Seven feet and rising
It's a ********' flood
I think I'll drown
And get my 'gina wiped by a clown
From New Jersey.
Yo.
It comes once a month
And it comes hard
Oh ********! Oh s**t!
I stained my leotard!
I was at the zoo once
I bled on an elephant
I have my period so much
That I'm a periodic table of elements.
Bleed, bleed!
Squirt, squirt!
Wipe, wipe!
Hurt, hurt!
ONE MORE TIME!
Bleed, bleed!
Squirt, squirt!
Wipe, wipe!
Hurt, hurt!
You can't mess with me!
I'm the official Critical emcee!
Peace out, yo!
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[Solidarity]
TailsTheFemmeFox
[Solidarity]
Akihira
CAMEL TOE.
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x.bad.x.habit.x
Oh Yea?!
scream
Be right back, I've gotta take a s**t! mad
scream
Be right back, I've gotta take a s**t! mad
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TruePumpkinQueen
pirulaso
TruePumpkinQueen
Yo, fo' realz. I'm bored yo.
-Does rubics cube and disarms the bomb and shoots the baby-
Ho's**t, that was your part, wasn't it?
Ho's**t, that was your part, wasn't it?
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Joseph Severn
Megumi E.G
No one believes me. ~Packs her things and moves to alaska.~
While in Alaska, Megumi lost her arm to a pack of ravening bears.
The Alaskan bear is famous for its ability to raven for long periods of time.
Subsequent to this tragedy, she replaced her missing limb with a robotic prosthesis, and dedicated her life to anally fisting Alaskan bears in mid-ravening.
Non-ravening bears were simply forced to perform cunningulus on salmon.
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Joseph Severn
Akihira
Misguided Terran
...my middle name is Smiley...
... mrgreen ...
... mrgreen ...
*Bitchslaps the s**t out of him*
Were you talking?
@Piru: Later dude.
As a result of Aki's bitchslapping, Terry fled to the wilds of vermont, where he became totally gay.
In addition, his body became fused with the leather catsuit his orientation had forced him to wear, allowing him the astounding power to manipulate leather.
Utilizing this ability to rob banks rather than fight crime, Terry ran afoul of Megumi, whose robotic fists of a**-plundering fury were now known far and wide, specifically by the names 'ernesto' and 'felix of ********'.
Their battle raged for days- each time Terry managed to restrain Megumi with a strap or ten, she escaped with the help of lockpicking lolicon fanboys; while each time Megumi attempted to use her love fist to defeat Terry, he simply enjoyed it, due to the homosexualizing nature of vermont's atmosphere.
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chicken udder
An Ode To C.E.
Oh critical error, youre so good to me!
For you I would swim cross the indian sea!
Your witty remarks and your signature smile,
Is enough to keep at bay ANY n00b(for awhile)
With your well dressed individuals and terrans missing pants,
you make the stuffiest gaians do the monkey dance.
The one missing thing that would make it complete,
would be simply the chance to rub Aki's feet.
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TailsTheFemmeFox
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pirulaso
Caviar is expensive because eating souls costs money.
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razeil100
*Straps a baby to a pole and throws a grenade at it* By the time I finish a go-gurt this should all be dealt with....or else. mad
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(Ana Grey)
My friend once said that Cupcakes were gay Muffins.
That's when I died..
That's when I died..
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EmergencyRoom.
Akihira
People are socially 'rewarded' for coming out.
Being gay is seriously the coolest thing.
If I were gay, I'd have twice as many friends.
Being gay is seriously the coolest thing.
If I were gay, I'd have twice as many friends.
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~[ Jaune Poison]~
You're right Aki, I do have to much time on my hands. So I made this. Because I was bored and found it amusing.
I ******** love you.
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Misguided Terran
You mean actual intercourse over bubbling in what your gender is?
*confused the ******** out* neutral
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A PM recieved by me, from PunkRockrPinkie
This morning I woke up from a horrible nightmare! I dreamt that I was logging on to check up on the thread when suddenly it said, "This thread could not be found. Go back to forum. " Thinking it was a fluke, I searched all throughout the forums and threads and found only threads like "Post you're Pics!" "Slumbur Partey!" "Reight mai Avee!" and "Smart peeple thredd onlie!" eek I jerked up in a cold sweat and frantically came on here to make sure it was only a shockingly realistic nightmare about how life without C.E. would be. Thank goodness for C.E. and all the people who make it my home. heart
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Neko Suave
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pirulaso
You know what I like about sex with animals? I dont have to wear rubber... Thank God for that 2% DNA difference
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pirulaso
Chibi Hentai
...Are you comparing me to an Aki-sexed-up-exploded goat?? question
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Willy-o-Wang
A rap song for C.E. to jig to.
I kept it in a box.
I watched it grow a lot.
It chewed right through the lock.
And ate all the noob kids on the block.
I had to let it out.
I wanted to scream and shout.
And the illiterates started to pout.
Because I'm LITERATE!
Yeah that's what I said.
If you can't type at all then don't try at all.
BE LITERATE!
So you can have the cool friends.
BE LITERATE!
For a larger self esteem.
BE LITERATE!
Because Aki said so.
And if you don't than I'll run you over twelve times and chop off every single part of your body and flush you insides down the toliet. D<
I kept it in a box.
I watched it grow a lot.
It chewed right through the lock.
And ate all the noob kids on the block.
I had to let it out.
I wanted to scream and shout.
And the illiterates started to pout.
Because I'm LITERATE!
Yeah that's what I said.
If you can't type at all then don't try at all.
BE LITERATE!
So you can have the cool friends.
BE LITERATE!
For a larger self esteem.
BE LITERATE!
Because Aki said so.
And if you don't than I'll run you over twelve times and chop off every single part of your body and flush you insides down the toliet. D<
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pirulaso
razeil100
pirulaso
razeil100
I had to google Couch bombing...>.>;; I didn't know that nickname is all.
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Duck_man
Akihira
I love you.
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PunkRockrPinkie
Akihira
*Appears.*
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Kit Johanson
pirulaso
Urangutangs (sp) are the largest tree climbing primate... Those big orange apes in zoos actually live in trees... Its really wierd to see
super Nun
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Effin Sweet
PunkRockrPinkie
eek I remember you!!! *tackleglomprapehumpthrustpump* cool wink cool Long time, no sex talk.
*Steals your panties and tucks them away into a pocket*
Hello darling.
I have so missed our scrumping like bunnies conversations.
wink ninja
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LittlexCutexKitty
@Aki: Well maybe if you weren't so predictable!!!
Jesus, I even dressed like you so you could imagine you were ******** yourself!!!
The things I do to please.
Jesus, I even dressed like you so you could imagine you were ******** yourself!!!
The things I do to please.
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Gothic_Romantic
Akihira
Gothic_Romantic
HEMPENNANT (hem' pen ent) n. Any coattail, cuff, or dress hem dangling outside the door of a moving vehicle.
What the ********?
Why is there a definition for something so ******** obscure?
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pirulaso
Everynight, I dont go to sleep till I hear about oblong vaginas
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BM1
pirulaso
BM1
pirulaso
Thats unfortunate... Can I ask you a question?
Shoot.
Luigi.
He's fast and goes on for a long while...but his p***s is small.
Mario, on the other hand...has a brat for a p***s.
He's fast and goes on for a long while...but his p***s is small.
Mario, on the other hand...has a brat for a p***s.
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Josephine.Hitler
Goddamn, my boy-short underpants give me a camel toe like none other. surprised
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Skeller-bvvt
Akihira
Head rules.
I don't know what the ******** you people are talking about.
I don't know what the ******** you people are talking about.
::points:: You guy, you get sucked off.
::points:: I girl, I kneel and have to take it.
Hmmm... yeah. maybe if I got off on it it'd make sense.
Though...you're Aki so it's different...
Your seed could probably make someone come just from smelling it.
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b0mbch3l
What's up, ********? heart
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pirulaso
Chibi Hentai
pirulaso
Akihira
cool
rofl Thanks for making me seem lame.
Mols: Night!
I want Akihira all the time..
I love talking to Akihira..
I want to decapitate him and stick his head in my v****a...
Nothing too wierd though...
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pirulaso
Mistress Yami
pirulaso
Hey! ... Yami is here.
...:*~ Why yes I am. 4laugh :: glomps and huggles:: heart Missed ya! 4laugh ~*:...
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X Zeffie X
+[Teh Amish Kotex Fairy]+
pinksugarbaby
eek surprised heart
-Skeets on your face-
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Hadrhune
Chibi Hentai
Hadrhune
Chibi Hentai
Hadrhune
*reaches all melodramatic* It's....toooo.....faaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!
C'MON! YOU CAN MAKE IT!! *stretches out more*
You...YOU'RE TOO HEAVY!! *falls off the edge of the cliff with him*
(I couldn't help it rofl )
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Clifford W Lee
Perfection Necrophilia
Clifford W Lee
I'm really in the mood for dry ******** a ten year old stut in the a** and red socking her when I'm done. After that I'll probably slit her ******** throat, chop her up, and throw her in to the lake in a 50 gallon barrel.
How about you, you've got to be pretty close to 10 years old. Where do you live?
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Who is John Galt
x_Lysistrata_x
Akihira
This is kind of hot.
I just realized that I can't find my v****a!! gonk
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Kayla Miniko
Anthony Hopkins is delicious. He's the kind of guy that, if ever a *****, you'll sign your kids away to.
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Kit Johanson
x_Lysistrata_x
Akihira
x_Lysistrata_x
Someone make me sushi sad I crave. Please?
I bet I love sushi more than you.
OH MY ********.
I want some killer eel..
Damn you.
eek You... love sushi.. more than Me?!
Oh ho ho, I'll take you up on that bet, Mister!!
mad
Aki and Lys star in....
THE SUSHI WARS!
Starring: Aki and Lys as themselves.
Also starring:
Piru as "The Sage of Fish".
Kitty as "The hot barmaid".
PaladinofChaos as "Old Man Whithers"
Chibi Hentai as "The babe of fish-fisting fury"
Also with Kit Johanson as "That annoying fox guy that stand over in the corner and makes stupid comments."
Rated R for raw fish, major cursing, adult content, ******** of Bible-beaters, and a random raw trout fight we threw in for shits and giggles. Availible in theatres on Friday, Aug. 13 in 2321.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Danger, watching this film in it's entirety may be hazardous to your health. Side effects may include vomiting, upset stomach, diahrrea, chronic fish smell, and loss of kidneys. Yes, we need kidneys too, b***h.
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Rippled Cupcake
That's like what botanists do.
They make young and innocent flowers do kinky and unnatural things.
Botanists are the pimps of the flower world.
They make young and innocent flowers do kinky and unnatural things.
Botanists are the pimps of the flower world.
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Chibi Hentai
Hadrhune
Akihira
Chibi Hentai
Akihira
Chibi Hentai
*flies around using her head wing thingies*
*Hangs on to her foot!*
gonk You're too heavy!! We're going down!!!! AAAHHHH!!!!!
*Crash lands in the jungle.*
eek
You better be able to shoot those birds or I'm going to have to stop walking. I hate all other food....especially mushrooms. talk2hand
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+[Teh Amish Kotex Fairy]+
p***y Poison
+[Teh Amish Kotex Fairy]+
p***y Poison
-Ponders still-
You mean tampons aren't supposed to have glitter and wings? surprised
You mean tampons aren't supposed to have glitter and wings? surprised
Mine give me wishes.
Last time I wished I would bleed rainbows.
Betcha didn't see that comin, Aki.
Mine look like bloody rats when they escape.
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Skeller-bvvt
Akihira
You are being so completely outrageous that I find it difficult to:
A. Not be turned on.
B. Not be turned on.
And, 3. Not be turned the ******** on.
Wait...
...
Oh I get it ^-^ You're a robot!
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::laughs:: Sex machine robot...
0.0
What if you went crazy and started ******** everyone in sight 0.0
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******** hell think of all the problems that would be solved if everyone just got laid.
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It's the solution to World Peace. Rape the unwilling into a pile of good and submission. No one's tried taking over the world with sex yet, and sex and violence are so closly linked. Soemday police and going to come out and say "The mob got so out of control we had to resort to sex."
Cops would be a Porn.
Aki, you know what you must do.
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Born_Again_Illiterate
Jessica: Yeah, yeah. You're so ********' jealous. So jealous that you s**t your pants.
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pirulaso
Akihira
When having sex with animals, take them to the edge of a cliff so they back up into you. You get more push.
WAIT! LET ME PULL OUT! Noooooooo...
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+[Teh Amish Kotex Fairy]+
They Call Me God
Man, one hell of a storm just tore through here.
74 MPH winds.
74 MPH winds.
mad
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The Devils Niece
Akihira
'Sup niggas?
Why would you spend your time
Wandering through boring guilds
Or posting in the spammed up chatterbox
When at this very moment
You could be fondling
TailsTheRebornFox?!
Aki’s practiced his erection to a new extent of
Perfection redface
And I’m sure Pinkie would be happy
To give you a naughty little
‘Inspection’ wink
Haddy will bring the whipped cream
Terran will provide the syrup
And Lys will make sure you’ll let out a satisfied
Scream burning_eyes
You might want to watch out
You just might want to duck your head
BM1’s feeling erotic today *a wad of seamen hits your face* Told you so! That man’s an animal in bed *rowr*
The moral of the story being: If you’re a swinging single
Critical Error is the place the mingle
Please Note: this poem has been spellchecked this being a literal thread :nod:
By: The Devils Niece <3
(If you’re wondering about the strange last line you may have noticed the poem goes from 6 lines to 5 lines to 4 lines, etc. and I couldn’t think of anything that could only take up 1 line Thanks for being considerate of my poetic disabilities. smile
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Squirrelmancan
SigStealer
stare COLS is a military training camp. It's five days long, and includes testing physical fitness abilities, and drill abilities. You endure 17 hour days. With near to no sleep. Its tiring but fun as hell.
*Sighs.* Sounds like it. I went to uhm.. *darts eyes nervously* Narnia? For two weeks.. I killed some.. Ice witch.. and a couple wolves..
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marxs_22
Wayne Brady makes Bryan Gumble look like Malcom X.
whee *
Razeil100
