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The Tales Of A Rally Nomad
Thanks for visiting my journal! We all know what the rally is. The place where scandals, romance, friends, and pure wackiness collide in a spectrum of cars and parking lots. But day to day who records the events that take place? Who looks back on insane events and remembers, laughs, or possibly starts swearing to themselves? Well today, I decided to establish a journal that will keep track of all the mischef and mayhem that occurs. Starting...now!
But before we get started...
We need to learn the basic stereotypes. All stereotypes of gaians (Excluding the noob) CAN be nice. Just because a stereotype potrays a certain individual for being tough or weak, they may be perfectly normal!
The Difference Between NEWBIES and NOOBS:
A Newbie is a person that is new to Gaia. So because of that, they may be wearing nothing but starter clothes. Except they are NICE. They are just trying to be friendly, and I have a couple newbie friends. They just want to fit in.
A Noob is a person that usually has been on Gaia for a few months. Some newbies make the transitions into Noobs in only a few weeks. Noobs are commonly found begging for gold. Or annoying someone. They call richer gaians "snotty" and "spoiled" because they are jealous of them! They are also Ghetto Noobs, noobs that think it is cool to swear and diss each other in public. If you find yourself near a noob, ignore them. Beware, noobs CAN be dangerous.
Traders:
Traders are a little less common on Gaia Rallys, because usually they prefer selling their wares to friends. But sometime on Gaia there are trader meetings where they sell their goods. Usually they are at very high prices (100 k, 200 k). If you can afford it, there is nothing better than starting a friendship over a Biancamella trade.
Haters:
Haters are newbie torturers. They are probably older gaians, but for some reason they think it is their job to make fun of someone who is new. If you see this happening, stand up to them! Online bullying is ruthless, and mean. Because of this, many newbies are ashamed of their avatars and immediatly revert themselves into a "cooler" avatar. Sometimes during this process, they become a noob. We can stop the noob population from growing by standing up for newbies.
The PDAs and the PRVs:
PDAS can be anybody. They may be a friend, or a noob, or even a richer gaian. All you need is a boyfriend or girlfriend. PDA stands for public displays of affection. Commonly this would mean having online sex. If you encounter a couple that is PDAing it is best to leave them be.
PRVs are well... PERVERTS! These are PDA wannabes except they do not have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Or maybe they want attention. Or they actually are perverted. Most commonly, PRVs are boys. However. if you find yourself being humped by a PRV, IGNORE THEM!!! They like it when you get angry. (Trust me, I lost my online virginity to a PRV. I was not happy, but when I started swearing at him he ganged up on me) There are also the less dangerous PRVs, the car humpers. Car humping is a bit of a sport and some people enjoy it. On one of the rallys we were playing Truth or Dare and I was dared to hump five cars.
These are very basic stereotypes but there are all kinds of people on gaia! Now lets get on the road, and explore the world of Gaia Rally!
 Standard Toaster Bunny · Mon Aug 18, 2008 @ 02:37pm · 0 Comments |
