Kayla- Fine
Kendall- So say good-bye to Haruhi
Kayla- Ok (stands there)
Kendall- What are you doing you are suppost to say Bye Haruhi
Kayla- How am I suppost to know when she walk's by me? It's an invisable person.
Kendall- Are you kidding me just say it whenever you feel like it just don't take forever to do it
Kayla- Fine (Stands there)
Kendall- Your hopeless
Kayla- I was pausing for dramatic affect
Kendall- That only work's in a dramatic scene
Kayla- O
Gabby- WHat part of I'm going to eat ur babies and throw them up and make you eat them don't you understand
Kayla- So I have to eat my dead babies
Gabby- Who said they were going to be dead how do you know there not going to be alive and kicking in my stomach
Kayla- O god
Three girls walk by
Mimi- I know those girls they graduated this year
Kayla- I graduated once to
Mimi- Sure you did
Bree- Blank stare
Kayla- I'm a vampire so I have to keep repeating high school. OH s**t I JUST TOLD YOU I WAS A VAMPIRE!!!!
Mimi and Bree- Burst out laughing
Bree-So how are you in sunlight
Kayla- Oh man I forgot I'm going to burn -Starts running to find shade
(We were walking back to school on a half day)
-Walks by a dentist office-
Sofa- That's the guy who did my mouth
The whole group- cracks up laughing
The whole group- so that's the guy who did your mouth Sofa
Sofa- shut up
(We were driving to the movies)
Sofa- I have so much s**t on my pant's
Kendall, Bree, and me- You have s**t on your pants
All of us- Crack up laughing
(We were in school looking for my book in gym)
Gabby- I wonder if there is a teacher in there office that we can ask
-walk over to the office and the radio is staticy-
Both of us-Walk away fast with out talking or looking at eachother-
Kendall- Aw look at Bill and Soukie there so cute
Kayla- Wouldn't it suck if they had bad breath
Kendall- What the hell is wrong with you
(My Mom, Sofa and me were in the car)
My mom- (on the phone and chewing gum really loudly)
Me- Ma can you stop
My mom- Kayla hates c** chewing I mean gum chewing
Sofa and Me- Crack up laughing
(Kendall, Gabby, My mom, and me in the car)
My mom- (Just gets off the phone with my dad) That ******** breast feed mother ********
Kendall, Gabby and me- Laugh like crazy
Ben- If you piss in this cup you'll know more than you ever needed to know
Me and Kendall watching movie awards
Kayla- I bet Taylor won't win any awards
Kendall- Why?
Kayla- Cause he's like not even there
Kendall- Yes he is
Kayla- Then were is he
Kendall- He's hiding under the chairs just waiting
Kayla- Bursts out laughing
Tanner- I have a joke for you
Kayla- What
Tanner- Ok three niggers are on a plain Obama, Oprah, and Martin Luther King. Obama says if I throw 50 one dollar bills out of the plane I can make 50 people happy. Oprah says if I throw 100 one dollar bills out of the plane I can make 100 people happy. Martin Luther King says I can throw 150 dollars out of the plane and make 150 people happy. The pilot laughs and says well I can throw 3 niggers out of my plane and make the whole world happy
Kayla- Bursts out laughing
Kayla- Gabby you spelled your name wrong
Gabby-Shut up it's easier that way
Ben- Kayla did you ever think she wants to be called Gabbiah (in a weird accent)
Kayla- What is the Australian
Ben- no you dumb ******** its English
Kayla- Whatcha doin
Sofa-Eatin choclate
Kayla- Where'd you get it
Sofa- The doggie dropped it
Kayla- Wheres the doggie
Sofa-front door
Kayla-Whats he doing
Sofa- Making more
Kayla- (Grabs a fork)
Bree- what are you going to do with that?
Kayla- I'm going to show random people Forky
Mimi and Bree- looks at me like I'm A freak
Kendall- (Drops wood)
Kayla- Nice one Kendall
Kendall- I have one thing to say
Kayla- Whats that?
Kendall- I touched your wood and I liked it
Kayla- Bursts out laughing
Kendall- Starts grabbing brush for a fire and sticks it in the car
Kayla- What are you doing?
Kendall- we need it just help me get it in the car
Kayla- Get the ******** body in the car hurry up
Kayla- I want you to draw me a leprachaun
Kendall- Why?
Kayla- I like them
Kendall- fine
Kayla- Yay
Kendall-(finishes drawing)
Kayla- I want a unicorn to be next to it and you forgot the rainbow
Kendall- Fine
Kayla- laughs
Kendall- there are you frigen happy
Kayla- Yes I am
Ben- Look there he goes
Kayla- Who?
Ben- The aardvark
Kayla- Haha Aardi
Ben- starts petting him and walking him
Gabby- Making a lot of noise
Kendall- It's like stomp the yard two get the pots and pans
Kayla and Ashley- Crack up laughing
Kendall- I dare you to go down the water slide in your clothes
Kayla- Why?
Kendall- It will be funny
Kayla- Fine (goes down the slide)
Kendall- Laughs
Kayla- I look like a wet rat
Kayla- I want an autographed picture of a pregnant man
Kendall, Sofa, and Bree- What the hell is wrong with you?
-Kendall, my mom, and me in the car-
(me and kendalls phone both get a text)
My mom-Who was that?
Kendall and Me at the same time- Who me?
FYI we were making fun of TWILIGHT lol
Kayla- Hey Bree I know what you are
Bree- What am I Kayla?
Kayla- Your a *****
Bree-How did you know?
Kayla- I saw you stalking that girl at the park
Bree- DAMN IT! (storms away angry) lol
Kayla- I want to know what it's like to be blind Bree lead me to your house I am going to close my eyes
Bree- Okay go ahead
(Close my eyes and Bree starts leading me)
Bree- Laughs
Kayla- What are you laughing at?
Bree- We passed my street like 10 minutes ago I just wanted to see how long you would walk
Kayla- I hate you lol
Brees brother Michael- I don't really like Bree's dress
Kayla- (Puts up hand like I am going to smack him) ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Bree and Michael- Crack up laughing
Kayla- Gabby hello are you okay
Gabby- (jumps)
Kayla- What the Hell is wrong with you
Gabby- I was zoned out and thought I was falling
Kayla- Um ok lol
Michael- Throws something down the street
Kayla-YOU KNOW WHY
Bree- What are you talking about?
Kayla- YOU KNOW WHY BREE
(All of us start screaming it at the cars)
Ashley W.- Kayla I have to tell you something
Kayla- What's wrong?
Ashley W.- I'm pregnant with your three children
Kayla- How did this happen?
Ashley W.- Wait I haven't told you the worst part
Kayla- Well what is it?
Ashley W.- There all niggers
Kayla- Thats not possible
Ashley W.- Yes it is cause I am
Kayla- Well what are you going to name three ****** babies
Ashley W.- How about we name one of them Shimquankwe
Kayla- Bursts out laughing Yeah I can call her Shimquank
Ashley W.- (Laughs) Yeah and we can feed it watermelon cause on every T.V. show you always see a little black kid with watermelon
Kayla- Kendall what if I came up to you and asked you... You stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Kendall- I would say who me
Kayla- how did you know that my brother came up to me yesterday and asked me and I said why the hell would I steel your cookie
Kendall- You really are stupid aren't you
Kayla- (Laughs)
Ms. Delgreco- Kayla where does the sky end
Kayla- IDK
Ms. Delgreco- No Kayla really where does the sky end
Kayla- IDK
Ms. Delgreco- Come with me (Walks me over to the window) No Kayla where does the sky end
Kayla- NEVER
Kendall and Sam P.- (Crack up laughing)
Kayla- (Walk up to Kendall and Gabby) I have to tell you guys something
Kendall and Gabby- What?
Kayla- I am moving
Kendall and Gabby- Are you serious (look at me with a sad face)
Kayla- Nah APRIL FOOLS!
Gabby- You suck for a minute I actually cared
(I don't remember this word for word but heres what I remember)
McKenzie- (she was saying something about taxes)
Ben- Tahxes
Kayla- Laughs
McKenzie- Don't make fun of my accent
(Sorry McKenzie this was pretty funny though lol)
Kendall- I think it's so funny that Sam (From Trueblood) barks in his sleep
Kayla- I know right
Kendall- The next time I sleep over I'm going to start barking
Kayla- starts laughing
Kayla- Oh god SWINE FLU! were all gunna die oh god were all gunna die
Ben- Oh god were all gunna die
Everyone- Laughs
Gabby- Professer Gabbertins lives under your bed
Kayla- Um ok
Bree and Kendall- laughing
Gabby- Yeah and he eats the dust from the sunshine fairy
(This was at like 3 in the morning and Gabby was over tired)
Kendall and Me pretending to sleep
Gabby- (starts singing a song no one knows where she got it but it was very random and me and Kendall are listening and then we hear) And Brianna is a ******
Kendall and Me- Gabby shes Italian
Gabby- Are you serious?
Bree- YES!
Sofa- BABY, BABY
RJ- BABY, BABY
McKenzie- I wrapped Christmas presents this weekend (this was in October the class was quiet and we were in science)
Kayla- Laughs really hard (The whole class was looking)
Ben- High School Musical sucks they dance so bad (Starts dancing like them)
McKenzie- So Ben what do they dance like?
Ben- Stands up in front of the class and starts dancing
Kendall- I'm watching Willy Wonka
Kayla- Good movie
Kendall- I just thought of something
Kayla- And what would that be
Kendall- If Emmett were made of chocolate I would eat him and throw him up just so I could eat him again
Kayla- Bursts out laughing your crazy
Kendall- Yes Yes I am
Kayla- I have a zit it looks like the ones the Indians have on there heads
Gabby- Those are gem stones not pimples you ******** retars
Kayla- cracks up laughing
Mr. Malone- Ms. Burns retires tomorrow and shes getting a gift
Gabby- She doesn't know shes retiring what are they going to do when she walks in tell her to get the ******** out
Kayla- She knows shes but shes getting a gift (Laughs)
Gabby- I wonder if I can fit in that
Kendall- Your not going to ******** NARNIA
Kendall- It looks like the lockness monster is going to come out of there
My mom- The lockness monster is going to be covered up soon
Kendall- It's like I'm going to take a nap and wake up and it's Tuesday. How the ******** did I get here !?!
Kayla- Bill smash's napkins
Kendall- Yeah he smash's napkins
Kayla- No I didn't mean it like that
Kendall- There raking the clothes under the bed they must have roaches
Kayla-Cracks up laughing
My mom- RJ's school is going to be a lot of money
Kendall- What are they teaching the kid to play Mozart
Kendall- I think in a past life I was Harvey Milk
Kayla- So your saying you were a gay man
Kendall- Yes
Kayla- Who thinks of this?
Kendall and Kayla- Crack up laughing
Kayla- I want you to right me a song
Kendall- Ok what should it be based off of
Kayla- Escape the Fate song
Kendall- Thats to hard
Kayla- no it's not PLEASE!
Kendall- Fine but it's going to be Twilight
Kayla- Ok
Kendall- We should make it Situations about Jasper
Kayla- YES!
Kendall- YAY!!!
(This was about a Twilight parody Kendall and I saw)
Kendall- Momma said she didn't know how to make a kitty MEOW! twisted twisted twisted
Kayla- I didn't know you played with toys
Kendall- I didn't know you have boob's
Kendall- (circles finger around head) ANGEL (Puts up devil horns) MEOW! twisted twisted twisted
Kayla- I want to go to Africa and climb Mt. Kilimanjaro
Kendall- Have fun cause I'm not going with you
Kayla- But what if I die
Kendall- Then I will be a t the bottom of the Mt. laughing but don't worry I will write a book about your journey I will call it "The Kayla Chronicles
Kayla- Cracks up laughing
Kendall- You are going to be in a saw movie withe a bunch of black people and chinks and everyone else you hate and the Saw Doll is going to be like "You must rip your skin off in order to get away from these people and all the door's will be locked"
Kayla- Well if there are black people there I will probably just have on of them shoot me and they can do that thing were they hold the gun side ways and they can be like I'm going to blow your head of b***h
Kendall- There not going to have guns the Saw Doll plans thing out very well
Kayla- Well I guess not well enough cause the guy in the last movie still had a pen in his pocket and he used it to save himself
Kendall and Kayla- Laugh
(Kendall was reading to me)
Kendall- there is a part in this I can't read to you because my sisters in the room
Kayla- Ok
Kendall- Ok (continues reading and get's to the part)
Kayla-why did you stop reading
Kendall- I'm sorry I'm trying to find a way to say this
Kayla- go ahead
Kendall- Ok um he churned the butter
Kayla- Cracks up laughing
(Kendall, Ben, and me playing Disney Scene It)
Kayla- It's an all play question
Kendall and Ben- Ok
(we had to figure out the movie by the clues...the first clue had something to do with Snow White)
Kendall- SNOW WHITE!!!!
Ben- Kendall jeez it was lite you only read the and screamed SNOW WHITE!
Kendall, Ben and me- Crack up laughing
F.Y.I- This game got very violent lol and Kendall won both times
Kendall- I want to play red light green light
Kayla and BEN- Why?
Kendall- It will be fun
Kayla and Ben- Fine let's go
Kendall- Kayla you call Red light Green light
Kayla- I don't know how
Kendall- Your stupid
Kayla- I know
Ben- Kayla I ******** love you
Kendall- Kayla pretend your name is Ed I'm going to ding you a song
Kayla- ok
Kendall- (Start's playing Special Ed)
Kayla- Haha very funny
Kendall- I could totally picture you hitting me in the head with a brick making me stupid
Kayla- Me? never
Kendall and Kayla- laugh
(Me and Kendall were practicing for our Anime Boston)
Kendall- You need to knock on the door
Kayla- There is no door to knock on
Kendall- We are going to have have someone stand in front of us with a sign saying door
Kayla- Cracks up laughing
Kendall- This is my favorite line in Anime EVER!
Kayla and Ben- What?
Kendall- "And another things, why does this script portray Kaoru as the pitcher?" "Yeah." "Pitcher?" "If you don't know never mind..."
Everyone- laughs
Kendall- What if you have a c***k in the room next to you having sex with there lover and moaning
Kayla- OMG (Cracks up laughing
GOOD TIMES! lol lol lol
GOOD TIMES! lol lol lol
If I forgot anything tell me and I'll put it in there but theses are inside jokes lol rofl rofl rofl
