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What would you do if a hobo jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet?
-Thats horrible!

What would you do if you found out that you were adopted?
-Run away

What would you Do if rudolph the red nosed reigndeer showed up in ur yard?
-OMG thats cool!

Do you like eggs?
-El Oh El yeps

How do you like ur eggs?
-Scrambled O_o

Would u like to put pepper on ur eggs?
-Heck no

Why?
-Gross!

Thats nice , anyways , do you like cheese ?
-Not-Yours Lol

What if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt?
-Eff that!

Would that disturb you?
-uhhh FoSooo

Why?
-Its a BUTT?

So when are you going to visit your fairy god mother?
-Who!?!

Are you sure?
-Yes

So do you like potatoes?
-OMG yep

What kinda potaoes?
-Fries!

Maybe u'd like ur potatoes with some mayonaise?
-Uhh ewww

So what would you do if a penguin ate all your cheetos?
-I would name it yummy! xD

Would you kick it?
-Lol yes

Do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!! ?
-Yeepeooo

And so are monkey right?
-Ehhh no

Anyways...so how would you feel if you were molested by Micheal Jackson?
-Ahhhh scream

Why would you feel that way?
-Thats not good!

Are you sure?
-YESSS

Positive?
-Im a GUY!

Ok then , what do you do when the aliens come to suck out your brain?
-SCREAMMM D: scream

So what do you think of britany spears?
- twisted

Do you like to dance in the rain with a bikini on?
-ROFLL ; WHO WOULD ? x)

I bet you do...
-LOL! NOO.

Do you also like to eat ham smothered in hot and spicy cow fetuses?
-ROFLL! NEVER TRIED IT BUHT SOUNDS GROSS x]

Are you sure?
-LOL mmhmm.

So what would you say if a stranger came up to you and grabbed your a**?

-Is it a girl?

Would this upset you?
-If it was g guy.

Why?
-iDK

How do you feel about chicken?
-I dont see a chicken ; xD

What would you do if you found an elf in your bed at night?
-AHH ! ; I WOULD SCREAM AND RUN AWAY D=

YOU WOULD MOLEST IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!???
-OMFG NO