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uhhmmm...... yay???
EVEN MORE AWESOMENESS!!!!!!
These have got to be some of the most clever brainteasers I've seen in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is deadly at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!
DON'T FORGET TO PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

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more stuff!!
Memorable Xiaolin Showdown Quotes:

Jack: Well, I'm sitting on some pretty juicy info. It has to do with Jermaine, and it's not good.
Omi: (grabs Jack) I ORDER YOU TO SPILL YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS RIGHT NOW!
Jack: (scared) WHAT KIND OF SICK PEOPLE ARE YOU?!
Raimundo: I think he means spill your guts.

Jack: This plan wouldn't have worked if I didn't lose my showdown in the first place. (everyone stares at him). Wait... that didn't come out right.

Wuya: You traded the most powerful objects in the world for robot parts?!
Jack: ... I kept the Monkey Staff.
Wuya: (screams in aggravation and tries to hit Jack, but does no damage for is a ghost)

Blind Old Man: Perhaps you'd like to surrender now?
Jack: Perhaps you'd like to keep your disses to yourself, four-eyes!
Wuya: He's blind!
Jack: Even better! Time to double-team Mr. no eyes! Ha! I'm on an evil rant now!

Jack: (doing a crossword) What's a four-letter word for idiot?
Wuya: Jack.
Jack: Perfect!

Hannibal Bean: That Chase has girly hair. A true warrior shaves his head... Like me.
Chase: You could pour fertilizer on that thing and nothing would grow!

(After the Sapphire Dragon almost turned Omi, Rai, and Dojo to sapphire)
Raimundo: You think he'd be grateful that we rescued him from the volcano.

Wuya: Omi is in the past?
Kimiko: Yes. And now he's trapped there.
Jack: And it was ME who sent him back Wuya! I was really on your side all the way. Stupid Omi walked right into our trap. WHOO-HOO! Uh, you can let me go now.
Wuya: Forget it Jack. I'm not buying.
Jack: Really? Even if I whimper? (starts whimpering)

Wuya: IF they swear their loyalty.
Raimundo: C'mon guys! You won't BELIEVE the stuff she's got! Videogames, racecars, speedboats -
Jack: SOLD! You can let me go now.
Wuya: The offer's not for you Jack.
Jack: Boy, you really hold a grudge.

Omi: Jack Spicer! He who was laughing last laughs most loudly!
Raimundo: What Omi did to that sentence, is what we're gonna do to you!

Jack: (to Wuya) Um, once you become Raimundo, are you a he or a she?
Wuya: (gives Jack a death glare)
Jack: What? I just want to get my pronouns straight.

Jack (waking up with Wuya in his face): AHHH! Wuya, with you it's hard to tell if I'm coming out of a nightmare or going into one!

Omi: We must drill to the Earth's core, and flood the chamber with molten lava. Once it hardens, the spiders will be encased forever.
Jack: Peachy plan. Except whoever you send will wind up as toast!
Omi: (points to the Molar 2000)
Jack: No, no! You can't! I may be evil, but I have rights! And, uh, I burn easily!
Omi: As tempting as that sounds, I will put the Molar 2000 on auto-pilot.

Kimiko: (to Raimundo) I'm pretty sure something's defective, and it's NOT the orb.

Omi: So it appears that it was not Jack who acted so stupid as to free Hannibal Bean. It was... ME?

Omi: Chew on that sentence Jack Spicer!
Clay: I think the little fella means eat those words.

Omi: (to Wuya) The jig is down, you're at the top of your rope, spoon over the wu!
Jack: (thinking) Hmmmmmmmmm...I know! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the wu! (opens jacket to reveal badge with "Super Genius" written on it)

Raimundo: How many Omis are there?
Kimiko: At least five. And Omi divided by five is...
Clay: Duller than a sack of hammers.

Omi: Oh yes! (reading the "Ancient Guide to Females" wink Females are easily frightened!
Kimiko: You're lucky you're cute, Omi.

Omi: Kimiko! Raimundo! Clay! Check me in, my friends! I have severely trounced up and down Jack Spicer's buttocks! (Meaning he kicked Jack's butt)

Omi: We win! Say my name, Jack Spicer! Ooh, I have angry skills!
Jermaine: Mad skills.

Omi: And so our grand quest begins. Follow me ... to victory! (Offscreen) I have no idea where I'm going.

(Dojo is heading for a cliff)
Omi: Dojo! Look in!
Raimundo: LOOK OUT!

(After receiving Elemental Shen-Gong-Wu)
Omi: Ooo! Mine is extremely icy!
Raimundo: You mean "very cool" don't cha Omi?

Omi: Raimundo, get the Shen-Gong-Wu. I will place a cover over your backside.
Raimundo: I sure hope you mean, you got my back covered.

Jermaine: You're not playing with me, are you?
Omi:: No, but I will if you want.

Dojo: Hah! Joke's on you Wuya, you broke the Reversing Mirror, 7 years bad luck. IN...YOUR...FACE!
Wuya: Actually, since it's the Reversing Mirror, it's 7 years good luck.

Dojo: Ugh, I haven't felt like this ever since the Heylin Seed's been unleashed, -GASP- THE HEYLIN SEED'S BEEN UNLEASHED!!

(Reading one of the ancient scrolls)
Dojo: Very interesting. It says here that Alexander the Great had 7 toes on one foot and 3 on the other.
Raimundo: What about Omi?
Dojo: Oh, I'm pretty sure he has 5 on each, but I've never taken a close look.

Raimundo: (hugging Omi) We were so worried. Don't ever run away like that again.
(everyone stares at him)
Raimundo: (blushes) What? I was worried.

Jack: I get to keep the Monkey Staff, right?
Wuya: I'll put this so even you can understand. You can either be my first loyal subject, or the first boy genius I destroy!

Omi: Do we look like we were born next week?

Jack: (Wearing Emperor scorpion): Fearsome Four, I command you to...laugh evilly.(Fearsome four laugh evilly) Now I command you to laugh evilly while hopping on one foot!(The Fearsome Four hops on one foot)
Wuya: Enough gloating! Let's go!
Jack: Okay, okay, but first...Fearsome Four, laugh evilly while, uh...tapdancing! (Fearsome four do a dance number, while holding canes)

Omi: These are lion claws. That's close!
Raimundo: But no dice.
Omi: Oh, dice. Are we looking for dice, too?

Raimundo: I have a question.
Master Fung: Yes, Raimundo?
Raimundo: I saw my room, and no bed. Just a mat. What the dealy? (They all stare at him) Umm ... we can talk later.
-later-
Raimundo: You know what I just realized? Master Fung never answered my question about the bed.

Master Fung: The journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step.
Dojo: Where do you get this stuff?
Master Fung: I have a desk calendar.

Chase Young (to Jack): You're more annoying than evil.

Wuya: You have done well, Jack.
Jack: Evil genius, well?
Wuya: Don't ruin the moment.

Omi: I already know my future. I will be the most wisest, most skilled, most powerful Xiaolin warrior of all time!
Raimundo: You left out modest.

Wuya: Ah, the Xiaolin temple. Let me savor the moment. (pause) Ah. Now let's crush them.

(After learning Kimiko's father is the head of a large video game company)
Raimundo: (to Kimiko) Did I ever tell you you're my favorite monk?
Omi: I thought I was your favorite. (Starts to whimper)

Black Viper: (after being defeated by Jack Spicer) And because you have defeated us, you are know the leader...of the Black Vipers! (they all bow down to Jack)
Jack: Cool! I guess that makes me Queen! (everyone stares at him) Oh, I mean King!

Wuya: Guard-bots, finish them!
Jack: Hey! Don't ever tell my robots what to do! ... (pauses) Guard-bots, finish them!

Wuya: Some evil genius! Outsmarted by a little girl!

Dojo: (Talking about the showdown ending very quickly) What happened? I blinked and missed it.

Raimundo: Do you know what's going on here, Dojo?
Dojo: Look at his -- their hands. He -- I mean, they -- is -- are wearing the Ring of the Nine Dragons! This is a grammar nightmare.

Jack: Easy for you to say! You can leave any time you want!
Wuya: Hmm; good point. (phases through Dojo)
Jack: ...NO! You can't leave me here all alone!

Hannibal Roy Bean: If you’re true evil, you know what to do.
Jack: Uh... can you give me a hint?
Hannibal Roy Bean: Just open the cage and let me out, you twit!

Hannibal Bean: Hello, my boy.
Jack: (screams) Touch me, and I'll scream!
Wuya: You did scream.
Jack: Then ... I'll scream louder!

Jack: Well the warranty says they're impe- impetri- impenatrable. You'd think they'd cover some of this stuff.

Dojo: The Mikado Arm Shen-Gong-Wu is a lesser known Wu that gives great upper body strength.
Omi: I do not need upper body strength, but I know someone who does ...
Kimiko: And what's that supposed to mean? Think carefully before you answer.
Omi: I was speaking of Jack Spicer?

Jack: Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?
Hannibal: My guess, an extra chromosome.
NOTE: Hannibal is hinting to Jack having Down's Syndrome, as DS is a result of the zygote created from fertilization having one less chromosome than normal.

Jack: (referring to self) OH YEAH, SURE! GANG UP ON THE WEAKLING...

(After the monster disappears)
Raimundo: What can I say? He probably just knew better than to mess with me.
Kimiko: (bright eyed; about Raimundo's teddy bear) Or your woobie woobie bearsy wearsy!
Raimundo: I told you. His name is Ninja Fred, and he's only a good luck charm!

(Omi starts to declare the showdown against the Sapphire Dragon.)
Omi: I wager the Orb of Tornami against your...self!

Rai: (after Master Monk Guan has asked him and the others to clean the dishes again) But, they are already clean enough to eat off of, see?
Master Monk Guan: (screaming) THAT SOUNDED LIKE A QUESTION!!

Master Monk Guan: (3:11 in the morning) (screaming) Up and at 'em! Training out front in five minutes! Move it!
Raimundo: (half asleep) Must be a bad dream.
Master Monk Guan: (screaming in Raimundo's ear) That means you, too, young prince! Move it, move it, move it!

Omi: Jack Spicer has his own prison? He should be in prison!

Omi: Raimundo! Arise your shine! There is great evil!
Raimundo: (yawns) Are you sure it's great evil? 'Cause if it's just regular evil, I'm sure you can handle it without me.
Omi: Orb of Tornami!
(The waves then push out Raimundo out of the room)
Raimundo: Whoa! I'm up! I'm up!

Wuya: (About herself) Hmm... so much evil beauty. Not bad for 1500 years old.
Chase: (About Wuya) She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.

Wuya: Oh, how I miss soaring the skies as a disembodied head. Sometimes you don't appreciate what you don't have, until you have it! Being evil was so easier when I wasn't flesh. No bathing, no make-up, no midnight trips to the evil little girls room.

Chase Young: The bird could be quite dangerous in the wrong hands.
Wuya: Our hands.
Chase Young: Wuya; I like how you think, I am most pleased.
Wuya: You could show me pleasure by giving me Shen-Gong-Wu...
Chase Young: I said I was pleased, not crazy.

Old Raimundo: Guys! This is the chance we've been waiting for! I say we break into the palace, and take back the Sands of Time!
Old Clay: Well, we're not exactly the lean, mean fighting machines we once were.
Old Raimundo: First, you were never lean, and second, we're still Xiaolin Warriors! We fought together once, and we can do it again!

Omi: I am most pleased ... and most confused. You said only one of us would rise.
Master Fung: That is correct. Only one would rise ... but not until you worked together as one.
Dojo: I don't know about you, but I think he makes this stuff up as he goes along.

Clay: How do we fight an enemy we can't see?
Omi: By relying on a friend we can't see, but who we know is still there!

Master Monk Guan: What makes a warrior strong is not the weapon, but the warrior holding the weapon.

Chase Young: (To Omi): When fighting an opponent with superior strength you must use his strength against him.

Chase Young: (To Omi): It is not the strongest opponent who wins, but the strongest will.

Raimundo: I am a Wudai Warrior! And I am the BEST!

Raimundo: No! I didn't come this far to lose! We will find a way to win. It's our destiny!

Master Fung: Now that you have risen to Shoku Warrior, your job has only begun. The survival of the world depends on you.

your fate ;D
Your One and Only Wish. Do it one by one; don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you chose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you REPOST THIS BULLETIN in one hour! Do so and it will come true before your next birthday!

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