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Week 2:Serving the army!

Journal Entry # 8 week 2:My own little stub

good morning journal

heres my secret for the week! I............. have ADHD

anyway.... di u know i was walking down my street called "Failure Lane" and i noiced ppl selling some microscopes that an actually go as far as 200x! i was like... kewl.... so heres a dialog!

Salesman:hello failure!

me:IM NOT A FAILURE MOTHER !@#$$%%

Salesman surprised ooooh kewl a failure cursed

Me:UR MICROSCOPES SUCK BAWLSSSS

And i stole one from him, just to prove that it was good... i mean bad.

anyway, i was serching in the fail's dictionary and i found a word called......... er.... hm.... yes... i found -truck's horn- and so i went to the microscope and i pulled down my pants to see if i have a dck and guess what? i maximized the whole thing to 200x and guess what i found? A LITTLE STUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rememberr journal, about the first day i wrote in you? well i said i had no d**k, well, now i know that i do have one!!! kewl now i can show it off to ppl in random places in gaia!!!!
Take one
Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!

anime schoolgirl:......wtfftw?
Take 2
Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!

anime schoolboy:....................... a wha?

Me:u dont have one?

anime schoolboy: -pulls down pants-

me:AHHHH SO BIIIIIG!

anime schoolboy: eek
Take 3.5 plus 2224441223 divided by 02993940324.432843748247 subtracted by 475648434734.5353435826876752757 times 8573878766357629745.45324553

Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!

Me...er....author me..... my name is Eric! sheesh so....

Eric:O.O

Me: i said i have a stub wanna see?

Eric:.......... -slowly backs away-

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Eric:-runs away
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and that is all my dear journal

-good night



Journal entry # 10- I join the army's training facility

good morning journal

I love halloween. uh....huhuhuuhuhhuuhuh

well, guess what? i was going around trick or treathing when... some dude came up to me. he was like

dude- -spits-
me-cool! i wanna spit like that!
dude-..... -SLAP!-
me-owwwwww
dude-...... -grope-

so he groped me omfg?

another dude came up to me in the army reserve and he was like.....

army guy-her wanna -

me- DONT GROPE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -gropes-

army guy- WFTDJUBBDVHJJJDSKV Dddd LEGS!Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!Me:I HAVE !!!!!

.... wanna join the army?

me-ok!

so now im in the army. well, i was just going to... hey look my turn to go through the training course


up the wall.....

i look at the rope. "what do we do?" i ask cap'tn capppy.
i look at it again and... put it up my butt. ^_^ feels good.

down the slope....

RUNNN!!!!! i had a gun in my hand and..., shot myself. hey loook! ketchup -drinks-

ahhhh times up oh well



-good night journal


author- ok uh.... bad news.... comp screwed me up so..... i was writing when i hit tab, then clicked and pressed backspacce o.OOOOOOOO SOBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so lets see.. to sum it up,

THE JOURNAL DUDE GOES TO ZOMG, SEES GENERAL GNOME AND JOINS THE GNOME ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!