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Fallopian Funride
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 @ 10:59am
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MYODADG.
Recently, I went to a Board Game Night with my friends and, after being disappointed at the choice, we decided to make our own. Basically, we got a few pieces of paper, some counters and four dice, and wrote down some random Places, People and "Roll Dice"s. We then essentially made up what happened when we landed on them, and wrote it down. We had just created a Make Your Own Dungeons And Dragons Game. It's quite entertaining, and we urge you to try it yourselves, using this game board;
START - Priest - Charwood Forest - Temple - Roll-it! - Drunken Frat Boy - Math Teacher - Zoo - Beach - Hobo - Fighting Arena - Hippy - Ham Radio - Tardis - Smithy - Naboo - Big Brother House - Pirate Ship - Limbo - Shrine - Shop - Roll da Dice, Dude - Caves - Mickey Mouse - River Del - Springfield - Sailor Soldiers - Video Shop - Elmo - Roll the Dice Again - Labrynth - Good Witch - Wonderland - Campground - Brothel - Roll 1 Dice - 3 - Dungeon - Crypt - Outer Space - Roll 3 Dice - Roll 1 Dice, But Go Backwards - Castle - Apartment - Drunk Man - Back Alley - Bar - Warwhelf (Werewolf) - Atlantic Ocean - Roll 2 Dice - Ancient Egypt - Church - Optometrist - Laboratory - Lavatory - Big-Chested Lady - Movie Cinema - Orc - Goblin - Roll 4 Dice - The Shire - Ronald Weasley - FINISH
NAMES ITEMS ACTIONS PLACES
LORD FRIZZY meets a DRUNKEN FRAT BOY. Is there any other kind? LORD FRIZZY MAKES OUT WITH DRUNKEN FRAT BOY. Gains HERPES!
DREPPY JOLUM walks into CHARWOOD FOREST. Everything is burnt. DREPPY JOLUM PANICS! She RUNS FORWARD 2 SPOTS in a frenzy!
DREPPY JOLUM lands on 'ROLL IT'. She rolls a 1.
DREPPY JOLUM WALKS IN ON LORD FRIZZY and a DRUNKEN FRAT BOY. Gains BLACKMAIL!
LADY SHARA FINALLY MANAGES TO ROLL! She meets a MATH TEACHER. LADY SHARA SEDUCES MATH TEACHER! Gains an A+!
LORD FRIZZY encounters a FIGHTING ARENA. He is covered in FRAT BOY homosexuality. He is immediately ATTACKED BY ALL OTHER FIGHTERS. Lose 5 HP.
DREPPY JOLUM joins LORD FRIZZY in the FIGHTING ARENA. Together they BEAT ALL OTHER ENTRANTS. Gain a TROPHY!
LADY SHARA encounters a HOBO. Being a Lady, she's never seen one and mistakes if for a WILD BOAR. Gain 3 HP!
LORD FRIZZY is accepted into the BIG BROTHER HOUSE. Wins FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE and invites DAVID into the REWARDS ROOM. Gain 3 HP!
DREPPY JOLUM enters the CHANNEL WOOD FOREST. Gain CRAB!
LADY SHARA meets a HIPPY. Gains UNIVERSAL UNDERSTANDING and POT.
LORD FRIZZY boards a PIRATE SHIP. Finds DUBLOONS. LOSES DUBLOONS in a POKER MATCH. Gains NOVELTY EYEPATCH!
DREPPY JOLUM WALKS INTO A SHRINE. Loses 2 HP. Finds AZTEC TEETH. Then, realises they're her own. Gains TEETH!
LADY SHARA encounters a HAM RADIO. Gains CATCHY TUNE!
LORD FRIZZY walks into a SHOP. Is there any CHEESE? There is no CHEESE. What kind of SHOP is this? He buys some PORNOGRAPHY instead. Gains PORNOGRAPHY!
DREPPY JOLUM enters a VIDEO STORE. Turns BLACKMAIL into a major motion picture. Gains money and buys FALSE TEETH. Gains FALSE TEETH!
LADY SHARA boards the PIRATE SHIP and uses her UNIVERSAL UNDERSTANDING TO WIN A POKER MATCH. Gains a DECK OF CARDS and DUBLOONS!
LORD FRIZZY meets MICKEY MOUSE. MICKEY MOUSE attempts to play 'Dixie' on his teeth, but he gets distracted by PORNOGRAPHY. Gains SOILED PORNOGRAPHY and a MOUSE PELT!
DREPPY JOLUM enters WONDERLAND. Everyone is wondering where MICKEY MOUSE is. Changes CRAB into MICKEY MOUSE. Loses CRAB. Gains ROYALTIES. Spends 1 hour in a queue to get out. Loses 5 HP.
LADY SHARA FALLS INTO THE RIVER DEL. Gains WET WHITE T-SHIRT. Loses 2 HP.
LORD FRIZZY meets the SAILOR SOLDIERS. Gains 2 HP from happiness. Turns MOUSE PELT into a designer skirt and gives it to SAILOR MOON in return for an AUTOGRAPH. Loses MOUSE PELT. Gains AUTOGRAPH!
DREPPY JOLUM lands on 3. 3? 3 what? Who knows! She EATS 3 LITTLE PIGS AND 3 BOWLS OF PORRIDGE. Gains a CELL PHONE! Gains 3 HP!
LADY SHARA enters a BROTHEL. Her WET WHITE T-SHIRT makes her look like one of them. Gains CONDOMS.
LORD FRIZZY eventually reaches a CRYPT. Inside is a MYSTICAL AZTEC CURE. Loses HERPES. Gains 1 HP.
DREPPY JOLUM finds herself in a DUNGEON. How did that get here? Gains 80s COMPUTER GRAPHICS and KINKY BONDAGE EQUIPMENT!
LADY SHARA joins LORD FRIZZY in the CRYPT. Disovers a decomposing, animated MUMMY. She VERY SLOWLY TURNS AND ESCAPES. Gains BANDAGES!
LORD FRIZZY steps into OUTER SPACE. He is about to GET ATTACKED BY people from THE MOON, but he trades the AUTOGRAPH for safety because SAILOR MOON is their hero. Gains MOON CHEESE! Finally has CHEESE!
DREPPY JOLUM SPEEDS INTO THE FURTHEST REACHES OF THE GALAXY and, as is customary in OUTER SPACE, gets attacked by a PRIMITIVE LIFE FORM. She DAZZLES THEM WITH 80s COMPUTER GRAPHICS. Loses them.
LADY SHARA finds herself in OUTER SPACE and is immediately IMPREGNATED by an ALIEN. What happened to those CONDOMS? Loses LUNCH. Gains ALIEN BABY. Loses 3 HP.
LORD FRIZZY is back from OUTER SPACE with a sad look upon his face. He finds himself in a small Manhattan APARTMENT. He DRINKS MILK FROM THE CARTON and WATCHES SOME CABLE TV before Jerry gets home. Hey, if they didn't want him to be here, they should've changed the stupid LOCK and made him leave his KEY. Speaking of which, gains KEY!
JERRY gets home. And by JERRY, I mean, DREPPY JOLUM. He fins his MILK is missing and he has a substantial CABLE BILL. Gains NEGATIVE MILK and CABLE BILL!
LADY SHARA goes to the OPTOMETRIST. Gains GLASSES. The nerdiness makes her lose her CATCHY TUNE.
LORD FRIZZY steps into the ATLANTIC OCEAN. Using the SOILED PORNOGRAPHY he MAKES A BOAT, and with theNOVELTY EYEPATCH he becomes a PIRATE. Loses SOILED PORNOGRAPHY. Gains BOOTY!
DREPPY JOLUM encounters a GOBLIN. Gives TROPHY to GOBLIN KING. Gains RESPECT through the shiny object.
LADY SHARA goes to the MOVIES. Due to her glasses she can see things much better. Goes to see 'BLACKMAIL'. Gains POPCORN!
LORD FRIZZY visits the OPTOMETRIST. Excessive unneccessary use of a NOVELTY EYEPATCH has led to the need to buy an expensive MONOCLE. Loses BOOTY. Gains MONOCLE!
DREPPY JOLUM reaches the FINISH but is banished back to the START for having KINKY BONDAGE EQUIPMENT.
LADY SHARA approaches a GOBLIN. She mistakes him for a HIPPY and offers him some POT. GOBLIN + POT = GENERAL DESTRUCTION. Lose 15 HP.
LORD FRIZZY meets an ORC. It has walked into one too many branches and only has one eye. He gives it his NOVELTY EYE PATCH. Loses NOVELTY EYE PATCH. Gains RESPECT and a CLUB!
DREPPY JOLUM approaches a PRIEST. Pretends she's making a donation but slips him the CABLE BILL. Loses CABLE BILL. Gains UNWORTHY BLESSING!
LADY SHARA encounters RON WEASLEY and falls on him in a fit of passion. RON WEASLEY mistakes it for an attack and EXPELLS her back to the START.
I've really wanted to make a Gaian Version of this, so if anyone's interested, let me know. If you do play it, /please/ write down what happens and send it my way.
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 @ 04:28am
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Peasant's Quest Walk-Through
The Game in the 'Multimedia' section of my Profile is 'Peasant's Quest' from Homestarrunner.com. It's an awesome and fairly long game, y'know, one of those old text-and-graphics style games. Update -- I love change, so it isn't in my Profile any more. But it's still a f'awesome game, and you can find it at Homestar Runner dot Com (just click 'Games', and then 'Peasant's Quest'). However, it's pretty hard to get the hang of, so I decided to make a walkthrough since I couldn't find another one on the 'net anywhere. This is basically a Cheat list, so if you want to try and play the game by yourself (and I reccomend you do), you should just skip this entry. Map:
Okay, when you start the game, you're going to be in front of a severely burnt hut. This is (or rather, was) your house. For a while, you can't do anything. If this is your first time playing, I suggest you watch the Introduction, it explains a few things. If it isn't your first time, or you can't be figged, you can click 'SKIP' down the bottom right hand of the screen.
If you SKIP, or when the Introduction finishes, you'll find yourself standing in front of the Mountain Path. This leads up to Trogdor; However there's a very pompous Knight who says he won't let you up unless you're a Peasant. Now, you are a Peasant, but you've been on a Vacation and you don't look like one. To get up the Mountain Path, you need to Smell like a Peasant, Look like a Peasant, and Be on Fire like a Peasant.
If you ask him about how to Be on Fire, he'll tell you that he doesn't know, but that Horse Grease is very flammable.
Before we go any further, I want to say, it'd be wise to press SHIFT and +, and hold them down for a few seconds; This speeds you up, so you can walk faster than the Kerrek (more about him later). You don't need to hold down the arrow keys to move; Remember that. All you need to do is press the direction you want to walk to start, and press it again to stop.
There are 4 places on the map (Rocky River, Your House, River + Waterfall) that are completely useless. They serve no purpose.
Okay, so firstly, you need to Smell like a Peasant. This is the hardest one of all; After that, Looking and Being on Fire like a Peasant fall into place quite easily.
Your first step is to make your way to the Berry House. Type 'Open Door'. Then type 'Talk'.
Now you learn that this woman lost all her riches to the Jhonka (more about him later). Type 'Look'. Type 'Look at Shelves'. Type 'Get Bird Feed'.
Walk out the door. She'll tell you there's something in the bushes outside that you can keep.
Walk over to one of the bushes, it doesn't matter which. Type 'Get Berries'. Walk over to another bush, it doesn't matter which. Type 'Get Berries'. Walk over to a different bush. Type 'Get Berries'. Walk over to the last bush. Type 'Get Berries'.
You didn't manage to get any Berries, but you did manage to snag yourself a Super Trinket. This will come into play later.
Snake your way from the Berry House to the Archery. Be careful to avoid either of the Kerrek's Domains. Fortunately, if you've sped up your character, you can outrun the Kerrek; Just don't let him touch you, or it's GAME OVER.
Once at the Archery, walk up to the guy behind the counter and type 'Talk'.
Haldo? ._o; Hmm.
Next, make your way over to Lake - Left. Walk so you're as close as possible to those little grey things. Type 'Pick up Rocks'.
Make your way towards the Well. Type 'Put Rocks in Bucket'. Then type 'Turn Crank'.
You now have a Monster Maskus.
Walk over to Poor Gary's Paddock. Type 'Put on Mask'. Gary gets scared shitless and turns around, smashing straight through the fence.
Follow Gary and you'll be in the Secret Glade. If you'll notice, Gary has now disappeared. xD Oops!
Type 'Haldo'. When the man leaves, type 'Get Arrow'.
Make your way back towards the Archery.
Go up to the counter and type 'Talk'.
Type 'Give Super Trinket'.
They'll then let you shoot some arrows; Since you gave them such a great prize, they'll let you keep playing. The game itself is pretty easy; The orange rag on a stick tells you which way the wind is blowing, and make sure you move your bow with the arrow keys in the opposite direction the wind is blowing. If the orange rag is down, put it in the middle. This is an optimum shot! Don't ******** it up! Dx If it's on a diagonal, move it in the opposite direction the flag is pointing, but only a little. If it's completely horizontal, move it a fair bit. Not completely! Then press the space bar. Press it again when the two arrows are on the red line; The left arrow will stop, but the right will keep going. It will hit the top and go back down again; When it gets to the red line again, press the space bar again.
Even if you don't understand my description, the game is pretty easy to understand. xD If you don't win, just type 'Play Game' to try again. You need to get 3 shots to win the SuperTime Happy Fun Bow.
When you get the Bow, make your way towards Kerrek Domain A. Type 'Kill Kerrek'. If you're a slow typer, I suggest you type this before you get there and press enter when you arrive. You'll kill the Kerrek. It'll start raining; Never mind this, just type 'Get Belt'.
Hurray! Now you Smell like a Peasant. Now it's time to Look like a Peasant and, finally, Be on Fire like a Peasant.
Make your way towards the Mud; If you've ever been there before, you'll notice that it was dry before. The rain has made it wet now. Just walk straight into it; You'll fall in and get covered in mud from head to toe.
Walk towards the Hay. Type 'Jump in Hay'. You're now a walking haystack!
Walk towards the Jhonka's House. He's now outside, because the Kerrek is dead. He doesn't notice you, since you're just hay. Type 'Get Riches'. The hay'll blow away and he'll ask you if you've stolen his riches. This is an actual question. Type 'No'. Now, if there's one thing the Jhonka is known for, it isn't his smarts.
Make your way back to the Berry House. Type 'Give Riches'.
Well, damn! Dx Well, at least you have the Baby.
Make your way to the Doorless House. Type 'Get Stone'. Type 'Drop Baby'. Walk inside the house. Type 'Open Drawer'. Type 'Get Robe'. Type 'Put on Robe'. Type 'Close Drawer'.
Hooray! Now you Look like a Peasant! Now it's time to set yourself on Fire.
Go to Lake - Right. Go up to the beach so you're adjacent to the boat. Type 'Throw Feed'.
Go to the Inn. Type 'Open Door'.
Type 'Get Room'.
Type 'Look at Pantry'. Remember what the Knight said about Horse Grease?
Type 'Get Horse Grease'.
Warning; Your keys are now reversed. Play around a little, you should be able to figure it out. Walk out the door.
Walk down to Burnt Trees. Walk into the lantern.
Yes! Now you're On Fire like a Peasant! You're a for-real Peasant now!
Walk back to the Knight and type 'Talk'.
Walk up the Mountain Path.
Type 'Climb Cliff'.
This is the only part of the Game that relies on luck. Climb the cliff. You climb the same speed, if not slower, than the rocks tumbling down at you. If you fail, try, try again.
When you get up the top, walk into the cave.
Do the three Questions, they aren't that hard. Walk through the beaded curtain.
Walk about half-way. Type 'Throw Trog-Sword'.
Type 'Talk'.
... Yes. You're dead. That's the only, only, end to the Game. Annoying, isn't it? XD
Well, thanks for playing! Enjoy the Credits, you cheat! biggrin
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Fallopian Funride
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Fallopian Funride
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 @ 07:33am
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Happy Halloween!! ^_^ Here's the story of The Orignal Jack.
sweatdrop Joke. xp
Happy Hallowe'en. heart
-Offers orange sticky popcork in little clear bags tied with green ribbon- Candy pumpkins!! blaugh
Update:: People seem to think that I made this up. o__o" I didn't. I just retold it from a real story I read in a book. However, all the wording is 100% mine, as I re-typed it from memory. So... Yeah. :3 Feel free to compliment the writing, as that's mine, but not the plotline. xp
Anyway, story of the Original Jack.
Jack was a young man, who had a wife, a house, and some lovely children. He had his troubles, sure, but life was good and he had nothing to worry about. Then, one day, he heard a knock on the door. He opened it, and there stood a man with flaming red hair; He sported a goatee on his chin and his eyes glinted a devillish red. His legs were stocky and heavily clad in material.
"Good evening," He boomed, his voice resounding off the walls of Jack's little cottage. "How would you, Sir, like to have your three greatest desires fulfilled for just one miniscule item?" He flashed Jack a dangerous grin. Jack raised an eyebrow; He knew this man, he was the Devil!
"What is this 'miniscule item'?" He asked warily. The Devil simply smiled.
"You will know in thirty years." He snickered. Jack thought for a few moments.
"Alright." Jack said, letting the Devil into his home. "The first thing; I have only one chair in this house. It's very comfortable, yes, and I've had it for many reliable years. But everyone else, like my children and my dog, keeps sitting in it so I have to stand! So my first wish is that anyone who sits in my chair will remain stuck there, and cannot leave until I say the word." The Devil's brow reached the heavens, but he decided this Jack was a simpleton and with a wave of his hands and a crack of fire, the deed was done.
"Secondly," Jack said, gesturing out the window, where there you could see a plentiful apple tree growing in his backyard. "I grow the most luscious apples you could imagine, and people from towns a day's travel away come just to taste them. But the local boys sneak in through the hedge when we're not here and steal all my apples so in the end I am left with a measley amount of the worst apples! So, my second wish is that anyone who touches the tree or its fruit will also remain stuck there until I say otherwise." The corners of The Devil's lips twitched and he stamped his right foot against the ground; A flash of lightning and it too was complete.
"And lasty," Jack continued, picking up a sack from the corner of the room. "My brother will somtimes bring over some Geese he breeds in his own Town, for me to sell at the local markets. But I cannot keep my eyes on them all the time, and when I put them in this sack they inevitably escape and fly away before I can sell them!" The Devil threw back his head and laughed.
"Let me guess," He roared. "You wish that I would make anything that were to grace the innards of this burlap sack incapable of escape, lest you say otherwise?"
"That is my third wish, yes." Jack murmured, unphased. The Devil waved his arms and after a boom of thunder, it was complete.
"Goodbye for now, Jack," He said with a sinister gleam. "I will come for you in thirty years."
Sure enough, the time passed fruitfully. Jack was always guaranteed his favourite spot near the fire, all his apples went safely to market and he was able to make extra money from the Geese his brother would bring him.
But, thirty years later, when Jack was in his fifties, the door knocked once again and there stood The Devil in all his glory, not a day older than he was on their last encounter.
"Come, Jack," He shouted. "It is time that you serve me, as you promised." Jack nodded forlornely.
"May I at least say goodbye to my wife, who has stood by me all these years, besides knowing that I would eventually have to leave her?" The Devil smiled.
"I can stand that." So The Devil strutted around to the fire and sat down as Jack hugged his wife and children, crying unhappily. "Come!" The Devil said eventually, making to get up. His feet scrambled and his arms flailed but he couldn't rise out of the chair he had descended into. Staring down at it he roared in frustration as he realized he had unwittingly taken seat in the chair he himself had bewitched so many years ago! "Let me out, man, let me out!" He hollered so loudly a sheep in a nearby paddock lost all its wool. But Jack remained adamant, and though The Devil cursed and screamed and spat fire, his great red eyes rolling, he could not rise out of the armchair. Eventually he slumped back, dejected.
"Alright, Jack, you win." He sighed. "Let me leave, and I'll let you stay in this world for another five years. You have the Word of the Devil." He muttered. Jack beamed triumphantly and snapped his fingers; Instantly the Devil sprang up and with a loud crack he disappeared.
Sure enough, five years later, Jack answered his door to see The Devil standing there once again, his tail swishing, his stare rather less pleasant than previously.
"It is time, Jack." He fumed. "Come." Jack nodded forlornely, waved to his wife and children and was halfway out the door when he suddenly exclaimed;
"Oh, Devil, please! You cannot let me go before I have one more try of my famous apples! If I am to serve you for all eternity, you must at least let me have that tiny favour." The Devil stared intently at him for a few moments before he bowed his head.
"Fine." He uttered. "But I shall not let you out of my sight!!" Jack nodded happily and led the Devil out to his backyard. The Devil's eyes shone as they meandered over the firm, ripe fruit, so large the boughs of the trees groaned under their collective weight. Jack's eyes sparkled as he watched the Devil.
"Would you like to try them, Devil?" He asked. "You may take as many as you wish, they will be no use for me where I am going." He hung his head. The Devil nodded greedily and reached forward, grasping an apple in his taloned hand; But try as hard as he might, he couldn't part the stem from the branch. He attempted to release it and try on another one, but his knuckles would not budge! His nostrills snorted fire and he slammed his hoofs against the trunk of the tree, he cursed so horribly and loudly that a town away all the milk curdled. Jack and his family left him there, screaming, for a whole night, before, the following morning, he finally admitted his defeat.
"Fine, Jack!!" He hissed through gritted teeth. "You may stay for one more year. Not let me be free, you miserable old wretch!" Jack clapped his hands, laughing, and watched as the Devil sprinted over the hedge and disappeared.
One year later, the Devil returned, no longer knocking; The door flew open as soon as he arrived and he stood towering in the doorway, anger radiating from him.
"JACK!" He bellowed, so loudly all the china rattled. "Your time has COME! Now... No more tricks, you hear me? It is time to take what I have been promised. I have been more than forgiving!" Jack nodded sadly and picked up a few of his belongings, tipping them into an old potato sack and following him out of the house. They walked for a few hours before Jack started chuckling. The Devil glared at him from the corner of his eye. "What is so funny?" He asked threateningly. Jack shook his head, still laughing.
"Oh, I was just remembering some days from my childhood." He explained, staring at the sky. "We used to jump in and out of sacks, to see who could do it the quickest. I always won, of course; But oh, my bones ache now, I could never do it." The Devil smirked.
"You are a crotchety old fool, how could you even think about it?" Jack smiled.
"I doubt you could." The Devil narrowed his eyes.
"What do you mean? Of course I could!" He said, stopping and turning to face Jack. Jack laid down his sack in front of them.
"Go on, then!" He pointed to the sack. "You're far too old, I bet you couldn't jump in and out of that sack in less than a second." The Devil fumed.
"Of course I can! Just you wait!" And with a great leap he sprung into the burlap sack. Quick as a flash, Jack trapped him inside it, laughing triumphantly. The Devil screamed bloody murder, but nobody outside the sack could hear him, and try as he might, he couldn't escape. Jack threw the struggling sack over his shoulder and went on his way. After a while he came across some men working in a field, thrashing the wheat with great wooden sticks to seperate them from the husks. Jack dumped the bag down in front of them.
"You men!" He shouted. They stopped and looked at him. "I have some wheat in here that needs to be husked. Would you boys be so kind as to help an old man like I?" The men smiled and walked over, and began thumping the sack with the sticks. The Devil screamed in pain but the men couldn't hear him; They just started hitting it harder, determined to make the sack softer. Eventually they worked so hard they broke their sticks, which they threw down in disgust.
"What have you got in there, The Devil?" They spat. "Go away! Husk your own wheat!" Jack simply smiled and hoisted the bag over his shoulder. Walking on further, he came across a man that was working a windmill.
"Oh, sir!" Jack called, sounding feeble. "I have some wheat here that I need to turn to flour. Could you be so kind as to put it through your mill a few times?" The man smiled and nodded, taking the bag and putting it in the mill. The wind turned the cogs, but try as hard as it could, it couldn't destroy The Devil! Eventually it got so worked up the stone cogs inside snapped off completely. Swearing, the man sent Jack away angrily.
"What have you got in that sack, The Devil?" He asked. "Go away! Grind your own wheat!" Jack simply smiled and nodded, swinging the bag over his shoulder and walking on.
"Alright! Alright!" The Devil called from the bag, which Jack was holding to his ear. "If you let me go, I will forget our arrangement! You can live free!" Jack smiled and opened the bag; Out sprang the devil and he limped as quickly as he could up the mountains where he disappeared.
Forty years later, Jack passed away peacefully, having led a full and happy life. He got to Heaven, but Saint Peter said,
"I cannot allow someone who owes the Devil admittance into Heaven! Go and be with your master!" Jack simply bowed his head and turned instead to Hell. There, the Devil took one look at Jack and ran off, shouting,
"No, no, not here! You are not welcome here! Begone!" And so Jack was forced to wander the Earth, neither dead nor alive, carrying a lantern with him that was carved into a pumpkin. He wore a black cloak, and continously roams the world today, trying to gain peace.
That's the story. xd Sorry it's so long. sweatdrop It also explains why Orange and Black have become the traditional-ish Hallowe'en colours, and why we carve pumpkins. xp
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 @ 08:42am
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Great Moments in Frizztory
Yeah. :B Anyone that knows me long enough will know that I like to... Act... Less than kindly towards those with terrible grammar/punctuation/spelling/all of the above. Sometimes I get into arguments. And sometimes, I'm particularly proud of what I say. :B Here, you can find some Great Moments in Frizztory. ... Well, in my eyes, at least. xd Fallopian Funride Zombie-Bunny u do know there is a dif between being smart and a nerd right? a normal smart person doesnt go around worrying about other ppl's grammar they act normal. but u r a nerd and its nice that u accept that cause it means u already accept that noone irl cares what u have to say. u also accept noone will truly ever love u either cept maybe another nerd. if u wanna hurt my feelings it will take alot more than calling me lame names like moron. now go back to reading those romance novels about true love that u will never find and also nerds dont have a wild streak either so if u do find another nerd for true love it will b a boring meaningless life. congrats. xd If you're going to preach to me about trying to hurt your feelings, then stop attempting to do so yourself. :B I don't have a wild streak, I'm just wild. Would it kill you to stay on-topic? neutral Romance novels are bullshit in paperbacks. I hate them. Mm'kay? And, oh. When you wake up one day, and you're fifty, with a massive beer gut and a wife that screams at you all day, and about five lethargic cross-eyed kids who run around catching frog sperm and wearing nothing but overalls, with a dead-end job driving a truck whilst pepped up on drugs, you might think back a bit and say to yourself, "Damn, I really should've made an effort to learn some s**t". You fail at life. Thanks for making me laugh, anyhows. <3
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Fallopian Funride
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 @ 03:19pm
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Weekly Fanart!!
Whee! Weekly changing randomly themed fanart by me! Because I love drawing. And I'm a talent hoar. On with the drawings. cool Oh, wait. I encourage comments, but please, no images!! gonk Please, PLEASE do not include the actual image in your comment. Links are okay. But don't post the picture. T__T Also mention which one you're commenting on, as it changes every week. As previously mentioned. HokaynowI'mdone. This week's picture -- Sailor Soldiers! <3 These were drawn completely on Paint. And no, I don't have a Tablet. :B So they were all done with a mouse, happy? ♥ Because I am. I'm really pleased them. I did Mars first, then Venus, then Mercury and finally Jupiter, which explains the level of Quality as I did them all on the same night. Dx Tired. But I kinda like them all. :3 Venus 's my favourite.
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PPG!!
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Fallopian Funride
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