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mom calls the husband a 'b*****d'















and then the dad calls the wife a "b***h"























and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b***h and a b*****d?"























and the mom says "well, a b***h is a lady and a b*****d is a gentlemen"















and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p***s in my v****a!"























So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p***s and v****a?"















His moms says "Well Billy, a p***s is a hat and a v****a is a coat"and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "s**t"























and billy said "Dad, whats s**t"







And then his dad says















"Well billy, s**t is a type of Shaving cream "























and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "********!"























and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ********?"























"Well billy ******** is a way of cutting the turkey"























and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says























"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your p***s's and vaginas,























my dad's upstairs wiping s**t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ******** the Turkey"