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1. Ads. no one ever clicks on them coz everyone knows they'll give you a million viruses or else make your computer blow up so you'll have to get it fixed and miss out on buying the Hollywood mansion you wanted mad

2. People who go 'yay i'm first weee!' in comments. You're first.... great. *YAWN* *goes off somewhere else. like to the toilet* eek *OMG MUM NO TOILET PAPER!!*

3. PEooPLEe WH0o TYp3 LYk DiiZz. rolleyes

4. Did I mention I hate ads?

5. Loud rock music set to autoplay on fan sites. They could seriously damage your ears. Permanently.

6. People who take the internet really seriously. 'ZOMG YOU MISSED A COMMA! *GASP* By the way, not trying to correct you.' LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE GO SOMEWHERE AND DIE-A!! (bad rhyming stressed )

7. People who don't worship me. xd

8. No, seriously.

9. People who are attention-seekers. Like people on Youtube who put 'michael jackson' and 'nancy drew' on a video that teaches people how to draw a cool whiteboard on Bebo just to gain views. What're they gonna do after they see your video, send you a million bucks and that hippopotamus you've always wanted?

10. Spammers. People who post 'ELECTRIC PICKLES!! COME AND SEE MY SITE!!! ELECTRIC PICKLES, PEOPLE~!!' on a post about organic peanut butter. (I'm not kidding, there is such thing.)