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	My cheap joke log if you haven't noticed about me, I sometime ask you to tell me a joke every once in a while. Well, the reason I do is so that I can add it to my cheap joke log. I collect cheap funny jokes, just 'cause I love them. Here's what I have so far. ^^


Why aren't women afraid of sharks? -Beacause they're man eating. What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato? -KETCHUP! What person isn't allowed in the living room? -A dead person. If women with big boobs work at hooters, where do women with one leg work at? -Ihop! What did one keyboard say to the other? -Your'e not my type. Why did the boy tip-toe pass the medicine Cabinet? -He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills. When's the best time to go to the dentist? - Tooth~hurty (sound like two- thirty) What do you call a one leg waitress? -Ilene (sounds like I lean). What do you call an elevator filled with white people? -A box of crackers. What do pirates like most about women? -Their booty. What did you ocean say to the shore? -Nothing, it just waved. Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? -He wanted to see the butter-fly. baltro9 V2 · Sat Mar 13, 2010 @ 08:41pm · 0 Comments


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