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"Art is a bang, un!" -Deidara

"Poo nuts." -My friend John.

"Sometimes I creep myself out." -Sticker

"I'm olny human. I make misteaks." -Sticker

"Don't piss me off, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies." -Sticker

"I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick." -Sticker

"Shut your mutha ******** face you uncle ********!" -Terence & Philip from South Park

"Hooked on Fonix dun good four mee." -Shirt

"Silence is golden, ductape is silver." -Shirt

"I once stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that previous statement." -Mark Twain

"So many pedestrians, so little time." -Some famous guy. I don't remember who.

"I could stomp on your toe and then you wouldn't have to worry about your headache anymore." -My dad

"I like to watch people trip." -Happy Bunny

"If life gives you lemons, squirt juice in your enemy's eyes'." -Happy Bunny

"You say flesh eating monster and all I hear is Easter bunny, Easter bunny, Easter bunny." -Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hungar Force.

"You could poke it with a pillow and kill it." -One of the aliens from A.T.H.F.

"Can't sleep... Clowns will eat me." -Shirt

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay." -Shirt

"You shouldn't let you mind wonder. It's much to small to be out on it's own." -Shirt

"Once there was an ugly barnicle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end." -Patrick from Spongebob.

"If a man who never tells the truth, tells you he never tells the truth, is he telling the truth?" -A riddle.

"Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?" -No clue, but a very good question.

"Okay, you have two lesbians. Two women, both have a period. Does that mean that for two weeks out of the month (one for each period) they can't have sex? Or will their periods eventually fall on the same week?" -Me. I swear this question came outta nowhere while my mother and I were at Wal Mart.

"I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, your mother was hit by a car while walking your dog. They both died. The good news is... Oh, wait, there is no good news." -Don't remember.

"You're not the brightest crayon in the box - are you?" -My shirt

"If there is life on other planets, they must be using Earth as thier insane asylum." -Unknown.

"And on the eigth day, God created fangirls... shortly thereafter, he said unto Adam... "My bad."" -Unknown.