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arr me mateys i be going to get some gold this alloween , be gettin me sum almonds and cho co lettes and suckers!!!! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
go'n to throw candy at them lubbers make the sexy one perform arrrrr!

so this mourning i wake up and i walk outside to le the dogs out and i see my 2 dogs getting it on (you know . . .yeah you KNOW) and of course i let them be i mean there getting some im not so ohwell, WELL about 10 minites later there still at it. and then 10 more minites later there still at it and then i realize . . . . there stuck.
now of course there was this akward slilence as i watched the 2 dogs attempting to get apart and then i started to crack up. i mean honestly it was the funnnyist thing in the worled!!!! i mean the male dog (fudge) is like really small compared to the larger dog (freyja) . . . . . . .so yeah . . HA HA

but not in that kinky way!!! you know not in that sex way . . . . ewww . i mean honestly how is it theres people out there screwing animales??? i mean hello prostuties? hookers . . .do you get wwhat im beeming to you in the bold size 99 font? EDO!!!! so in the end (as a public service announcement) dont screw animales . . . they dont like you.
the more you know ** do do do dooooooo
uh . . . . . i dont honestly know what i am doing right now. so who ever reads this i say hi now i say bye!!! (disapeers into a misty fog and then runs away but sadly falls on a rock (such a small rock no body woulde have fallen on it except fo me) and then sadly drowns on dirt) . . . yay dirt! domokun