Twilight vampires are a bunch of little p***y faggots. D<
You want a real vampire, go watch 30 Days of Night.
Or, perhaps, for those of you with weak stomachs, go watch the orginal Dracula.
Ya know.
The one shot back in like, the 1930's in black and white.
Vampires DO NOT prance around in daylight.
THE SUN LIGHT BURNS THEM ALIVE.
Vampires DO NOT run around in fancy prissy preppy clothes.
They wear black. D<
Vampires do not run around looking for a mortal woman to love.
If they would want to seduce a mortal, it would be for feeding purposes only.
Now, I present to you, Marlow Vs. Edward.
(Marlow = 30 Days of Night, Edward = Twilight)
CLOSING STATEMENT:
Twilight ******** sucks.
NOTE: I did not make these. They were made and are property of ZippyTheAvenger on DeviantArt.
Link to her DA would be right here ---> [link. : D]
