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Goddamnit, that title needs to be deleted. >:I

Anyways, I shall finish this quiz all in one shot. <3

1. Is sex enjoyable to you?
Depends on who's paying~

2. If the law disappeared for a day, would you kill someone you hated?
Naw, man, naw. I would DESTROY someone I hated. c:

3. On average, how many times a week do you touch yourself?
ALLTHETIME. Like you wanna know.

4. How many times has your mother / father married?
La jefe: Twice. El jefe: Thrice.

5. If it was said that getting a sex change could make you live forever, would you do it?
I actually have been revising on whether to get a sex change... I don't think I would do it, because I like being immortal.

6. On a scale of 1-100, how hot is your mother?
MY MOM IS BEAUTIFUL. >:I

7. Eating gum sticks to the walls of your intestines, right?
Prolly not. Your intestines are moist, and when gum is moist, it doesn't stick to surfaces that well. It would just slip right through, like most food does.

8. If you had a brother, and he swallowed something poisonous, and the only way to get it out is to give him a blow job, would you do it?
*skip*

9. How long does it take for you to orgasm?
Not long enough. >:I

10. Do you think anyone in your family is hot?
INCEEEEEEST.

11. Were you ever raped?
Nope.

12. Have you ever killed someone?
Nope.

13. Would you ever hump pie?
Hellz, to the yes.

14. This guy once said that he stuck a brush up his a**. Would you ever do that?
My response to that would be, "....Cool." But no, I don't think I would do that. Not under my own will, for that matter.

15. Who's Resting In Peace?
YOU.

16. Doesn't techno music sound like monkeys humping?
IF ONLY.

17. Doesn't screamo music sound like The Exorcist?
Never saw the movie. c:

18. Doesn't hip hop / rap sound like constipated old men?
.....Sure....

19. Doesn't opera sound like dying cats?
Not really... More like...Broken megaphones...

20. Weren't those questions so annoying?
Not really. c:

21. What's your myspace url?
I don't remember...

22. Why'd you start going on Gaia?
Because all my friends were on...Aaaaaand...I was kicked off before, but la jefe never noticed that I was back oon. *teehee*

23. If you saw your cat and your dog humping an alligator, would you do anything about it?
I would just stand there, thinking, "HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?"
Plus, my cats are fixed. c:

24. Do you have any STDs?
Nope.
AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANY, AFTER THE PICTURES I SAW IN 9TH GRADE.

25. Are you over 150 lbs?
Nope.
126 lbs...

26. Are you short?
If you count 5'5'' and 3/4 as short, then yes.

27. Would you ever dye your pubes?
LOL. YES.

28. If money were real, would you marry it?
...Money's real, but not animate. So no.

29. Have you ever cut yourself?
Yes.

30. Do you smoke weed?
I WISH.

31. Do you do any other drugs?
Nope.

32. If you do, what are they?
Nope.

33. Doesn't smoking cigarettes feel good?
I don't smoke.

34. What alcoholic beverage do you drink?
My uncle had me try beer...I thought it was good.. I also had wine... Now, I look forward to communion at church. XDD

35. Ever masturbated with a plunger?
That would hurt. </3

36. Have your parents ever hit you?
Yep.

37. Ever loved someone so much that you've purposely changed everything about you just to get them to notice you?
....Huh... I don't think so.. If I did, I would've probably noticed by now.

38. Ever had sex in a car? Tent? Bathroom? Tree? Parent's bedroom? Living room? Park?
None of the above.

39. Where else have you had sex?
Outer space.. c;

40. Does pornography excite you?
Not really...

41. What kind of porn do you watch?
Porn is nasty.

42. Any fetishes?
Uuuuuuuum....My beloved. <3

43. Why are you so obsessed with that?
BECAUSE SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, SPECIAL, AND AWESOME GIRL I'VE EVER MET.

44. If a bullet was about to go through your brain, and the only way to save yourself would be to screw a llama, would you?
*skip*

45. What about a horse?
Nope...

46. How do you think whales mate?
...*looks up*

47. Tell me about the birds and the bees.
When you're older...

48. Are you horny?
....Wanna be?

49. How do you want to die?
I...don't really know. If you die, you die. Although, I want to die in the most extraordinary way, possible, then end up on "1000 Ways to Die" as #1.

50. If the solution to aging skin and wrinkles was injecting metal and baby fat into your face, would you get it done?
Naw, man, naw.

51. Are you poor?
Nope.

52. What do you think about this quiz so far?
Pertty cewl. c:

53. Did you know I was making up these questions free-handedly?
That's pretty creative of you~

54. When's the last time you couldn't stop pooping?
....When I ate them burritos. So worth it, though.

55. Ever had a bladder infection?
Nope, and don't plan to...

56. What does it feel like to have crabs?
...Not sure...

57. Are you married?
Nope.

58. Ever had a baby?
Nope.

59. Ever had an abortion?
Nope.

60. What are your views on cannibalism?
You better cook them pretty well...
I think it's a little weird, but it's not my decision on who to eat.. I just don't want to be around them they eat..

61. Do you know what the cowper's gland does and where it is?
The Cowper's gland is a gland that distributes fluid into semen, to nourish, and strengthen sperm. The Cowper's gland is below the bladder of a male.
(I know, because I recently learned about the Male Reproductive system in Health. Damn you, Mrs. Tufaro.)

62. Are you a male or female?
Female.

63. What is your real name and do you like it?
My full name is Hope Danielle Emilie Heller. It's alright, I guess. Hope is sort of meaningful. I like it. <3

64. If you don't like your real name, and you could change it to anything, what would it be?
If I could change my name, I would change it to Lunnette. It's so pretty~

65. Were you adopted?
Nope.

66. Ever purposely tease someone sexually?
Nope.

67. Are you known as a "skank" in school?
Nope.

68. If all the jobs in the world were taken except for prostitution, would you take it?
Nope.

69. Ever have text-sex?
Nope.

70. Are you a cyber-sex-addict?
Nope.

71. Do boobs make you happy?
I AM VERY HAPPY WITH MY BOOBIES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

72. Do you snort pixie stix?
That sounds painful...

73. Would you send naked pics online for gold?
Nope..

74. What's the name of the last person you kissed?
Grace.

75. Where do you live?
In your pants.

76. If you had sex with a cow, would your baby have udders?
I actually did a project on Greek mythology, where this woman mated with a white bull, and made the minotaur.... Creepy, I know, but true. So...I guess that would be the product.
(Thank you, Mrs. Regan.)

77. Have you touched someone else sexually at all this past week?
Nope.

78. What would you do if your city was overrun by giant killer gummy bears?
I would try and eat them.

79. Ever given / gotten an infection by fingering someone?
Nope.

80. If you're sad at all right now, what's wrong? (Be specific)
.....I don't really know...I don't think I'm sad... YOU'RE MAKING ME SAD.

81. Do Indians scare you?
Nope.

82. Guys - what's your size? Girls - what's your bra size?
I'm small.. I think I'm a B36...? I don't know.. I haven't checked, lately.

83. What would you do if Godzilla came out of your closet?
He's WAY too big to fit in my closet.

84. Are you pregnant?
Nooope.

85. Describe your underwear? Pink, with the rim being purple, with blue stars.

86. Were you sexually molested / harrassed?
Nope.

87. Did I just spell that wrong?
I don't think so...

88. Would you rather sleep with Obama or McCain?
*skip*

89. What's this from?: "We're all whores, some of us are just getting paid."
...I don't know...

90. Do you think you'll finish this?
Aaaawyis.

91. What item are you trying to get on Gaia?
I don't know... A lot.

92. Do you pay real money for this site?
Depends... If you bought Gaia cash, the you're using money to get items on Gaia. If you're getting money another way, then no.

93. Have you ever farted in front of someone you like(d)?
Nope...I don't think so...

94. What's the worst way someone can say "I love you?"
By not saying it.

95. What's the best way someone can say "I love you?"
By saying it.

96. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope.

97. What's your favorite musical artist / band?
Uuuum, VOCAloid, aaaaand some other people. I don't feel like thinking.

98. Do you bite yourself?
Wut?

99. Isn't bondage hot?
YES.

100. What does sex smell like?
A UNICORN FARTING RAINBOWS.

101. How many times have you slapped someone today?
0.

102. Who hates you and why?
I don't know. I think this girl named Hunter hates me... She thinks I'm a so-called "poser." Aaaand...I don't know who else... Hopefully no one else.

103. Ever want to pin someone up against the wall and make out with them?
.....SHUDDUP.

104. Have you ever seen anyone get tangled up in Christmas lights?
LOL, NO. I would LOVE to see that, though. XDD

105. What's your view on religion?
Uuuh, I believe in God. Pretty straight forward.

106. Have you ever raped your science teacher?
*skip*

107. What about the librarian?
*skip*

108. Would you screw Brad Pitt?
Naw, man, naw.

109. Did you ever have a dog lick your private parts?
No, but I saw it in a movie, once. The dean of a college had this asian girl put peanut butter on his shlong, and a dog went up and licked the peanut butter off. It was a prank.
Then, his wife came in and saw EVERYTHING. XDD It was hilarious.

110. How many eyelashes do you have?
Over 9000.

111. Would you rather skin a monkey or watch it die a slower, more painful death?
D:

112. What year are you of? (i.e. rat, ram, snake, rooster, ect)
Imma rat. :3

113. Would you be Bill Gates' a** slave for a year with a total pay of 50 million dollars?
Naw, man, naw.

114. Do you like to pee?
I don't have to pee right now.

115. Did your mother ever have sex with a random guy?
Not that I know of..

116. What's a dirty secret you've been keeping?
I don't think I have one, honestly...

117. Do you like needles?
Depends.

118. Ever kick a fence?
Nope.

119. Describe the most romantic thing ever?
I would just want someone to say "I love you."

120. What piercings do you have?
Just one on each ear. I can't get anything else, otherwise, I'll be scorned.

121. Are you straight?
Pansexual, thank you...

122. What would you do if you gave birth to a baby with tentacles?
"AAAW, COOL."

123. Who is Oli Sykes?
I don't freaking know...

124. Isn't he like...the hottest guy in the universe?
I wouldn't know, I never met 'im.

125. Would you stab your ex's eyes out if he / she tried talking to you?
That's something Swissy would do..

126. Would you shove a trumpet in your a**?
Not willfully, no.

127. Doesn't vulgar language make conversations more fun?
Depends on if I'm in the mood for vulgar language.

128. Do you like blowjobs?
SUCKY SUCKY 5 DORRA.

129. What would you do if your significant other gave birth to a baby with another ethnicity that is neither yours nor hers?
I would just.... die.

130. Did you lie at all on these?
Not really.

131. Are you done?
Aaaaaawyis. <3