Fake Friends vs. Real Friends
Fake friends: Never ask for food.
Real friends: Are the reasons you have no food.
Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Real friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real friends: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Real friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
Fake friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
Real friends: Will knock them the f**k out
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