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well i'm back from a long hiatus and HOLY HELL. glad to see Lanzer's back at the wheel, didnt even know he was gone but apparently the place fell apart without him. ZOMGis back too, but the new replacement for Monster Galaxy gives me RIGs when i win, so i kinda want to do that instead of getting more handfuls of mystic weaves or spearheads.
ah well. if there's another easter egg hunt in ZOMG i'm Hella there.

you have managed to alchemize yourself an AWESOMELY SHITTY COUCH. you plan to use this to view the RAD APOCACLIPSE happening behind you once you finish showing off your new assets to the omniscient 4th wall.

your trusted MACE OF SPADES has been upgraded to the even more deadly and terribly named AXE ME A QUESTION. with it, you have managed to slay many FIERCE BEASTS, and stolen their keys to add to your IMPRESSIVE COLLECTION. what all these keys unlock is anyone's guess. why the heck would a beast need to lock something up, anyway?

sadly, your faithful elk consort has met an untimely end, but you saw it fit to carry on his memory by TAPING HIS ANTLERS ONTO YOUR HORNS, YOU SICK BASTA--I mean, creating a fashionable memorial.

man, who'da thought the VANGUARD OF DELIRIUM could be so trendy?

You have found yourself in the LAND OF SNOW AND WHIMSY.

you are now the VANGUARD OF DELIRIUM.

your clothes, while somewhat impractical, seem to be adequate at insulating yourself from cold. for now. you feel your alchemized MACE OF SPADES may need to be further improved upon if you wish to proceed.

on the bright side, the elk consorts here seem enamoured with your horns.

i.e. creepy little pixel dolls of rollergirls I carry passing aquaintance with! woo!



first is Demanda Riot of the Richmond Wrecking Belles....in her riot outfit. the actual derby uniform cannot be truly rendered in avatar state until kneepads become unisex....and we get skates.

internet dating: FAIL.

if the damn site doesn't sucker you into making and paying for a full profile after they show you a teaser of what you're searching for, the site is populated by people who don't know how to TYPE OUT THEIR DAMN SENTENCES (I swear, do they even type in chatspeak on their effing RESUME?) short girls, or couples looking for a free agent to join in on a threesome to try and somehow save their failing marriage.


but for those who are curious, this is what I would have posted as a profile:

freelance rollergirl, pop artist with a propensity to throw things at performance artists, general nerd, giant robot enthusiast, and charming spaz. I have a weakness for girls in emo glasses or who are sporting headphones in front of large technical sound machinery.

I love horrible puns and wordplay. a girl who can keep up with my quick wit & obscure pop culture references and forgive me for my tact of a snowshovel to the face is quite appreciated. I adore trance music and anything with a melodic bassline. (I could talk for a few minutes on Donna Summer's "I feel love" and its numerous covers.) so a music lover is a definite plus. I know enough of a few foreign languages to get me into trouble, but not enough to get me out of it. however, I am completely fluent in lolcat.