Ok, this story is all true, too ironic to make up. If I'm lying, may I be killed within the next 60 seconds.
I present to you: Living Proof That the Jonas Brothers Makes Peoples Ears Bleed.
So, tonight, my beloved brother, Alex, was at a college party, and for some strange reason, the Jonas Brothers started playing. When he walked outside later this evening, he passed out for some abnormal reason that my family doesn't know. He hit his head squarely on the concrete sidewalk. My mother got a call from his roommate about 4 hours ago stating that "Alex has suddenly passed out on the sidewalk, and we are taking him to ____ hospital." I was freaking out because he’s my only brother. So, my mom and dad drove to that hospital and checked him out (I didn't get to go because I've got the flu.). So, here I am, waiting for my mom's call, and them she calls. She says "He's got a skull fracture, he has an irregular heart-beat, and there is bleeding in his ear." All this time, I'm sitting her thinking Oh. my. ********. God. This is so ironic! And now, I cannot sleep because I'm too worried about my brother. There is more to come.
Faploleon Bonerparte Community Member 
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