Funny Quotes:

-What do you want to do whith your life young lady
-I wana live in a van down by the river
-well theres plenty of time for living in a van down by the river when-your..living IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!! Christ Farley, SNL

-Nothing to worry about, just a few drops of blood no reason to fret
-No mistaking this time, WE SPILL IT ALL!
-Hmm i guess there is a good reason to fret! Prirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl

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