For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, SO I MUST BE A b***h.
I'M A GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, SO I WILL GO TO HELL.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, SO I MUST SHOVE MY BELIEFS DOWN YOUR THROAT.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'M IRISH, SO I MUST HAVE A BAD DRINKING PROBLEM.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, SO I MUST DANCE AROUND A FIRE SCREAMING LIKE A SAVAGE.
I'M (was) A CHEERLEADER, SO I MUST BE A WHORE.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, SO I MUST BE A SLUT.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, SO I MUST BE A GOTH OR EMO.
I'M A WHITE GIRL, SO I MUST BE A NAGGING, STEAL-YOUR-MONEY KIND OF GIRLFRIEND.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN!, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'M PRETTY, SO I MUST NOT BE A VIRGIN.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, SO I MUST BE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS SO I MUST BE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION.
I am INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so i MUST be ******** them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big boobs, so a must be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE A POSER.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'M POLISH, SO I MUST BE GREEDY.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I AM A VIRGIN SO I MUST BE PRUDE.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a female gamer, so i MUST be ugly
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I AM A GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, SP I MUST BE FAT.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I AM NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, SO I MUST BE A LOSER.
I am OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I AM YOUNG, SO I MUST BE NAIVE.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small p***s.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p***y.
I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, SO I MUST FIT IN WITH EVERYONE ELSE.
I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, SO I MUST SMOKE AND DRINK TOO.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I HAVE A DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, SO I MUST BE CRAZY.
I TELL PEOPLE OFF, SO I MUST BE AN OVER CONTROLLING B***H.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b***h.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I am a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I AM AMERICAN SO I MUST BE OBESE, LOUD-MOUTHED AND ARROGANT.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I am a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I am a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'M A TEENAGER, SO I MUST HAVE A STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I LIKE BLOOD, SO I MUST BE A VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I AM WHITE, SO I MUST BE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING GOING WRONG IN THE PLANET: PAST,PRESENT, AND FUTURE
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I AM NOT THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN SCHOOL, SO I MUST BE A LOSER.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I LIKE CARTOONS, SO I MUST BE IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, SO I MUST BE A TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I AM A PERSON, SO I MUST BE LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I LIKE GAMES, SO I MUST BE CHILDISH.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*****d.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m strong, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, SO I MUST BE HAVING PROBLEMS.
I LIKE FIRE, SO I MUST BE A ARSONIST.
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