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Before you criticize someone,
walk a mile in their shoes.
So then when you criticize them
You'll be a mile away... and you'll have their shoes.


I'm the type of girl that has seen every horror movie ever made,
yet I still scream every time the toast jumps out of the toaster.



So your the b***h
that told a b***h
that I'm a b***h.
Well listen b***h
It takes a b***h
To know a b***h
To call a b***h a b***h
b***h


I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.




I'm not random I just... OMG a fish!



Oh how I wish with all my heart you could somehow be right here next to me at this moment...

but instead your over there on the couch. -_-


Inflicting stupidity on the world one PM at a time.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.